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I remember when people pretended to care about bees for a few years because they were an indicator species and now I’m getting replies to that post like “idc if all bugs die as long as we get rid of mosquitos and flies and cockroaches” YOURE GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!! WE WILL DIE TOO!!!!! WE WILL ALL DIE WITHOUT BUGS!!!! IM NOT KIDDING!!!!

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It’s so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low in the US and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking and nicotine addiction in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine injector flash drives that light up and taste like cotton candy. And have lead in them.

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i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates

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You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

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I've never thought of this. Things like this always make me look back at myself and wonder when I thought something was stupid that just helped another person.

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You can have pancakes at midnight, you can have cereal for lunch, you can have a tuna melt for breakfast. Do what you want, no law can stop you from eating what you want at any hour.

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The double standard given to 47 has created an entire alternative loser universe.

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No probable cause? What could go wrong?

The conservative legal mind is dogshit racist. Not even a hint of 'law and order'. Pure fascism.

Tom Homan needs an indictment, a court case, a ruling, and a prison cell.

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I honestly hate ads so much. I'm just trying to read what all the jokes are in the journal of a scene while paused. I really don't care about Flo, Geico, or need a qr code. I literally can't see what I'm paying for because of greed. Someone should be in the wood chipper for having this idea and the person who greenlit it for streaming services should be right there next to them, in tiny bits and pieces.

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This show is usually on the money with jokes.

yeah

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It sucks that adults' prejudices shape kids' childhoods. Like poly people having to actively worry about keeping custody of their kids just because other people who don't know them think their lifestyle is weird. Like imagine how much nicer things would be if people could just be normal about things.

Like some kid growing up in a family with Mom, Dad, and Kevin, who sleeps in dad's bed half the time and makes really good spaghetti. And that's just their primary example of what a "normal" family is. And then they go to kindergarten or something and really get to know other kids from other families for the first time and just go the fuck do you mean you don't have a Kevin? What happened to yours?

And the other kids go home asking their parents why they don't have a Kevin, because they, too, want really good spaghetti. And their parents have no fucking idea how to even begin unwrapping what the ever-loving fuck their kid is talking about.