bryce-hansen-hfjone

[bryce-hansen-hfjone]

Hey Bryce, u good? Its been a while . _.

-🩵🐱

i’m taking a break dw :3

[bryce-hansen-hfjone]

my foot is bleeding

also hi

/ooc

that’s gotta hurt

hope you get better soon

[bryce-hansen-hfjone]

It's natural. Grief is natural.

But if you lay still in a barrel and start to fill it with your tears, at some point you will drown. (I know you have buoyancy but um...your cap's unscrewed or smth idfk)

Ignorance can bring you bliss, but it is also the perfect way to get yourself trapped somewhere you can't escape from.

Stop ignoring it. Stop acting like it isn't there. "This isn't real", you might say, but it is. And no amount of denying will ever change that.

Try, please. Try. Don't just rot in place.

how to respond to this

[bryce-hansen-hfjone]

i m freaky 👅👅👅💦👅👅💦👅💦👅💦👅👅👅💦👅💦👅👅💦👅👅👅👅

GET OUT

[bryce-hansen-hfjone]

r u frea👅ky quizz👅👅zzzzzz👅👅👅👅

excuse me?

[bryce-hansen-hfjone]

hi h*gets shot 👅👅*

What…

[bryce-hansen-hfjone]

hi sod bottl

uhh… hi?

[bryce-hansen-hfjone]

Not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest ; this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10. This joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done. If that was even an insult, I did not feel any pain from that mom insult. It is the most weakest insult I have ever heard. This insult has made me frown in disgust. This is the most piss poor attempt at an insult or a joke that I have heard in my life.

SHUT YOUR COPYPASTA ASS MOUTH

[bryce-hansen-hfjone]

says the one who has thalassophobia

ITS JUST WATER

ITS JUST YOUR MOM AND ME IN THE BED!

[bryce-hansen-hfjone]

how would an anthro object fuck me if it has like probably no bitches, a dead sister and last name is literally a brand of soda

GO KILL YOURSELF (please don’t)

[bryce-hansen-hfjone]

i hope you suffer

Fuck you

[bryce-hansen-hfjone]

wait. for real? STILL in the plane? loser(sorry. that was a joke. you're cool.) but, i must ask, how do you have internet access? how are you contacting the people through tumblr? and why aren't you calling 911 or something

Well, this phone only has this app.

I tried to contact police, but, nothing.

[bryce-hansen-hfjone]

you should kys to get out of there /pos

Tried already. /srs

[bryce-hansen-hfjone]

Hey Bryce, how is it going in the plane?

-🩵🐱

Terrible.

Someone get me out of here.

[bryce-hansen-hfjone]

wowie

new pfp

i noticed

/ooc

- @ask-negative-airy

i was getting bored of the other one

[bryce-hansen-hfjone]

how's your job? are you having fun

I’m still in this hell called The Plane.

[bryce-hansen-hfjone]

О. Я собирался это сделать.

Слишком поздно, приятель.