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ok young furry, you have a choice before you: you can design your fursona with saggy, heavy, squishable floppy ears, OR you can design your fursona with stiff, pointy, boring ears that are not fun to touch. the choice is yours... choose wisely.

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Theres no point tellin you guys my bluesky accounts. My main account gets no attention so i basically abandoned it. And my other account is exclusively porn so im not going to make that easy to find for you chumps.

WHEN tumblr kicks the bucket, all this will be gone forever, end of story. Theres not some other place you can find me.

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Magically, after complaining about it, a day later i suddenly have the ability to appeal it

Im so fucking mad rn

Tumblrs ai saw jem ass and i cant even appeal it. Dude its literally a doll

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Im so fucking mad rn

Tumblrs ai saw jem ass and i cant even appeal it. Dude its literally a doll

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Why is she so caked though?

Anyway

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Animating again, which means no new art posts for 1000 years thank you for your patience

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to put this in simpler terms, this interaction was essentially like being approached by stranger who goes "wow cool picture! you should make more!" and then walks away immediately without even entering the massive art gallery im standing in front of. that is full of all of the exact niche art they asked me for.

Still haunted by a tag i got on my xena art recently that was like "wow op you should totally draw xena and gabrielle as furries, what a good idea" when i suggested that i wanted to.

Because... i have. I have probably drawn xena and gabrielle as furries more than anyone else alive.

And they werent being funny, either. This person didnt follow me and never interacted with any of my other posts. They liked one art i made of xena, and it never even occurred to them to check if i had more.

I try to make this blog easy to navigate. But most people will really never look at anything i make unless someone else puts it in front of them. And nearly all my xena furries have struggled to get more than like 20 notes. So you bet your ass nobody is ever going to bother looking now.

Art is a waste of time.

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Still haunted by a tag i got on my xena art recently that was like "wow op you should totally draw xena and gabrielle as furries, what a good idea" when i suggested that i wanted to.

Because... i have. I have probably drawn xena and gabrielle as furries more than anyone else alive.

And they werent being funny, either. This person didnt follow me and never interacted with any of my other posts. They liked one art i made of xena, and it never even occurred to them to check if i had more.

I try to make this blog easy to navigate. But most people will really never look at anything i make unless someone else puts it in front of them. And nearly all my xena furries have struggled to get more than like 20 notes. So you bet your ass nobody is ever going to bother looking now.

Art is a waste of time.

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Jem and Pizzazz but they’re hair metal. Based on an idea from a friend

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Not sure if i can even post this, but its probably the most sfw thing i have from my secret stash. Shes me if i was a kitty, also theres a mousegirl there ignore her.

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For an embarassingly long moment, i thought "it would be so cool if the jem doll could transform transformers style into a jerrica doll" before i remembered jerrica is only fat to ME so that would legit just be a doll that folds up and transforms into the exact same doll...

Hasbro DO NOT hire this man my ideas are bad

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Nother badge commish~ all furries should dress like jem characters tbqh

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Nother commish. It was lucky to get work that taps into not just one interest of mine, but two!

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@everysinglepheel commission! I imagine Reuben here is telling you about her frogs

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I give up

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Lots of mysterious pink vignettes around random objects in the ol starlight manor these days…

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Can we have a moment to grieve for all the lives lost. And how little of worth they were to americans who considered them less than a vote. Hamas had agreed to a deal in the very beginning of all this but biden prolonged their unnecessary suffering. Biden and Israel killed the baby who died in the cold, the child looking for food, the father who was getting flour, the men and women running outdoor kitchens for thousands, the teachers, the students who never got to graduate, the couple that never got to have their wedding, to the freedom fighters killing iof shitheads posting their atrocities and without whom the zionists would have never come to a ceasefire deal, glory to all of our martyrs. They rest on our conscience

In the meantime, donate to the sameer project and the fundraisers you see online. Think of how lucky you are to be able to sleep in a bed and have clean water to drink and how so many are without both in this world