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EA: People just don’t like single player games anymore.

People:

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the fight is harder each year.

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Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!

I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!

I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!

You are so beautiful and i love you!!!

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Mythology asks: Anubis, Loki, and Mars.

Anubis: How do I feel about death? Idk it's honestly weird to think about. I know I'm gonna die one day, and that's not too disconcerting, but I really hope I don't die too soon.Loki: I don't trick people well so I have no good stories there lol.Mars: I do not fight, I passive aggressively shit talk to people (aka I'm a weenie)

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Mythology Asks

Anubis: How do you feel about death?

Atum: What are your greatest imperfections?

Bastet: Do you have any cats?

Hathor: What brings you joy?

Horus: What is one thing you've had to fight for in your life?

Osiris: Do you believe in the underworld?

Ra: Do you have any major responsibilities or importance?

Thoth: Do you like to read/write?

Arawn: What is the most terrifying thing you've ever done?

Bran: How is your health?

Brighid: Tell us about your relationship with your father.

Cernunnos: What is your favorite animal?

Danu: What is your relationship with your mother?

Morrigan: What do you think happens when we die?

Olwen: What is your favorite flower?

Rhiannon: Have you ever been betrayed?

Bragi: What kind of music do you listen to?

Freya: Have you ever been in love?

Freyr: Do you have any children?

Hœnir: Are you a silent or talkative person?

Iounn: How old are you?

Loki: What is the best trick you've ever pulled on someone?

Odin: What is your family like?

Thor: Would you consider yourself pretty powerful?

Tree: What have you done with your life? What are you going to do with it?

Aphrodite: What do you think of yourself?

Ares: Are you an easy person to anger?

Athena: Would you consider yourself an artist?

Apollo: Do you play any instruments?

Dionysus: Do you drink?

Hades: Do you have a bad reputation?

Hekate: Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead?

Hermes: Have you ever stolen anything?

Poseidon: Are you a moody person?

Zeus: Are you a confident person?

Jupiter: Would people say that you are intimidating or fairly approachable?

Pluto: Where do you think we go when we die?

Apollo & Dianna: Do you prefer to be up during the day or at night?

Mars: Have you ever gotten into a fight?

Minerva: Do you generally give good advice?

Proserpine: Have you ever felt trapped?

Plutus: Do you have a job?

Venus: Have you ever had your heart broken?

Vesta: Do you like being home or do you try to get out whenever you can?

Morpheus: Do you daydream often? Of what?

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this is the money ammy. reblog for blessed funds

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it can be really tiring to maintain relationships with people. some days all we need is the love from a small and cuddly animal. 

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when customers try to come in after closing

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rick and morty fans wasting full tanks of gas going on these epic pilgrimages to McDonalds so that they can get specially branded promotional packets of sauce and then rioting when they couldn’t get it is just overwhelming to think about. 

if they wanted to try szechuan sauce they could have just bought it at like, walmart. or made it themselves. but no. they drove miles upon miles to special mcdonalds to get a taste of this meme condiment, because justin roiland made a joke about it in his cartoon show about a man farting in space.

for some reason, this makes me feel sorry for my mom. she raised me as best she could, but there’s no way she could have prepared me to live in a world where shit like this is a regular occurrence. nazis are running around. grown men who think they’re smart for liking a cartoon are knocking over mcdonalds because they dont have meme sauces. a cartoon supervillain is the president. she couldn’t have known. nobody could have known it would be like this. every day is a trial. 

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I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.

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Hey. Hey. Hey. Clussy. *Runs away laughing like a maniac*

I KNOW WHO THIS IS YOU ASS. STOP THIS AND GO FIND JESUS

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Happy National Boyfriend Day To All My 2D Boyfriends

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when i become a serial killer ill leave tapes that have mmm whatcya say in the mouth’s of all my victims

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Shit BT7274 says while playing Nioh pt. 1

bt: *referring to onryoki* You Yokai Watch motherfucker!

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bt: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK *punches ground*

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Bt: Go shove your head up a pike

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Bt: Go shove that spear up your dickhole

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bt: SAVE ME TINY GREEN JESUSES... Jesusi?

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bt: haha! everyone sucks but me! just kidding. If there's a suckage to not suckage ratio, I'm at the top.

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bt: EAT A DICK x 3

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bt: You have a face only a mother would love!

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bt: STOP LEAVING FLAMING HOLES OF INJUSTICE ON THE WALL. err.. The floor. SHUT UP, I CAN WORD!

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bt: How does it feel to have your personal space violated!

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bt: *mocking enemies* I act like I'm important to the story, but I'm actually cannon fodder!

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bt: Help me Green friends! We'll call you mini-knock-off-yoshis!

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bt: Can we get him to be the Sengoku Basara cheerleader who doesn't wear a shirt and everyone tell him to put a shirt back on but he's like, "no, fuck you"?

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bt: NOT SO TOUGH WITHOUT YOUR BALLS, ARE YA'?

me: *snickers*

BT: No, stop.

Rina: That's your own fault.

bt: Yes, It's my fault that my roommates laugh at jokes about metal balls being thrown at MY FACE!