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me: *gets out of the shower*

my brain:

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so none of you jokers were gonna tell me master chiefs suit jacks him off, huh, y'all just weren’t gonna tell me

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makeshift capo, just like my life lmao

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who cares, do better, move on

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that mental illness feel where you’re tired as shit but you wanna stay awake as long as possible for some ungodly reason

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It sucks when people hurt you and then act like you hurt them.

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i’m breaking out into a fucking fever over this person roleplaying an infant found by tony stark on twitter 

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mgmt: CONTROL YOURSELF TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU NEED FROM ME

my 2008 self: 

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I'll keep doing the things that I do

Late nights, fat blunts, pizza pies with my crew

Driving home from whatever bar's half-off after two

While I'm blasting my favorite tunes and

Seeing my favorite local bands at whatever venues

While you keep doing the things that you do, shifting blame, and twisting truth

And making absolutely positively sure that everybody in the room is certain

That the victim just had to be you

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this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone

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i said to my little sister “gods dont die” and my brother ran up to me and whispered in my ear “some do” like he knew for sure

hes 6

im so fucking frightened for my life