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you, you are, my universe

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#GERMAN#

There’s probably a word in every language that looks like someone tripped and fell face first onto a keyboard.

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Probably never heard the story/ reason to celebrate Holi in Hindu Mythology, well that kid is trusting god a bit too much so ya he is a Priest that has not been stated.

You never hear of an exorcism where the devil demands the priest get out of the child.

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So It's basically too weird and happened in evening...

I was playing Mad Women by Taylor Swift and didn't had my neckband on so it was playing on device but on low voice not enough for other people to hear

My friend who was talking saw me mumbling something ( from her persective ) and told me to shut up.

Well it was offending so I pulled out my mobile from hooding cap and was going to pause the music,

She thought I was going to ignore her for mobile, so she was mad at me for prioritizing my mobile over her, well anyone will be. So she said afew sentences for it and

I had memorised Mad Women lyrics by heart so I knew when she was going to hit epic line of ‘ No one likes a mad women ’ and so I maxed my volume and blasted it.

And yeah her reaction was epic! Then i did told her reason and stuff and said sorry but some bad things make good teenage 😅😂

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hmmm

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There comes a time when fandom becomes less of an escape from anxiety to being the source of anxiety. Sometimes I need to remind myself what’s important to focus on, and I made this chart to help me with that. 

(Posting this at the request of a few people. The design/concept was inspired by an instagram post about covid-19 located here). 

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Dear idols:

rest

This is all.

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AttacK ON TittaN

More like AttacK ON HumaN

To an insect, the world is full of gigantic monsters that kill huge numbers of your kind

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Hating popular people won't make you cooler anyway.

calling other people stupid doesn't make you any smarter btw

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My cousion gave it to me for no reason

And I'm so touched for no reason 💜

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Jin: *looking in a mirror*

I wish I had my second half but then I wouldn't be a full meal.

Suga: *pukes the whole day meal*

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BTS Incorrect Quotes

Namjoon: why is suga with that rock ?

Jin: he took the phrase 'you be, what you eat ' a bit too seriously.

Suga: no, no it's the third teeth from the morning... oh I won't need teeth when I become a rock.

*facepalm*

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Taehyung : For something made up of 70% of water, our body being burned just by a touch is doubting.

Namjoon: I never regret making you the second most genius in our band!

Suga *sleeping on the support of belly and burring his face in pillow to avoid humans : Yup, You can't shake Min Yoongi and his theory of sleep, eat, see min holly, is life, from number 1

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In the silent atmosphere, I took my steps towards my dream, not knowing when I stepped on my first but I know it's definitely not the last 🌹

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Threw it out the window, broke that deadass mobile of a certain villian, who will later be the deadliest/powerful programmer and hacker of all-time, and made him an irresponsible brat in his parents P.O.V. and also made him be grounded for nearly a month, ( including no mobile, and as few people may know, habits takes nearly a 21 day to be made, so he lost his interest in computer science or tech ) and got interested in physics,

17 years after

The kid is grown up, 2 nobel prize winner in the field of physics ( Quantum Mechanics ) and although people hate him for discovering so many things and laws, but people also love him for his fun way of telling ( the monologue of the villain ), and his evil genius brain is now used in physics than Destroying world by crashing the world economic, leaking secrets cause world didn't recognise his talent.

A happy ending 💜

( I'm not a writer, just wrote it coz I felt an urge to....... hehehehhe *insert Cardi's B laughter* )

Describe how you save the world with a rock. No magic, it isn’t a boulder, just a regular-ass rock.

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BTS things

Namjoon: Our Skeleton isn't inside us, we are inside it, cause we're the brain.

Jin : but I'm world wide handsome, I'm world-wide.

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Taehyung : Have you seen jungkook?

Jin : He is changing his clothes, so he should be in his closet.

Taehyung : Nope, Jimin is there-

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Suga : It's annoying, how we kill insects cause they're annoying, but can't kill human.

Jimin : What was a serial killer again.

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Hobi : no-- that was the last bottle of sprite,

Jungkook : Nope it's Banana Milk, wait why does it taste like Sprite?

Hobi : Cause it is, I changed the liquids, because noone dares to touch your Banana Milk.

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BTS Incorrect Quotes

Jin: Are you Drunk?

Namjoon : No.

Jin: People usually say the truth when they're drunk.

*insert windshield laugh*

Namjoon while rest of the members