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The most important thing is that now I can have my phone that is like my baby and I love him...

And let’s not talk about the lack of paparazzis…. I think I can get used to the spa…

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Like how many chefs do you think we can find out there, huh? I think everyone is going to say we are mad....

Yes!! But only if we both do, can we?

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Oh gosh really?

So I am not the only one? God, somehow I feel much better…..

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If you really need a friend I can be your Katniss Everdeen and volunteeer as a tribute, can’t promise we won’t get lost together though...

Bugger me; this new place is huge, eh? Much weirder than being inside a house. Someone should come exploring with me. And by exploring I mean I need a friend with me in case I get lost and die.

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They gave me my phone back! Look at all the fucks I give on what is hiddden behind all of this nice treats....

Holy fucking shit, this place is amazing. There’s gotta be some kind of catch though, like why is Big so nice all of a sudden? Ah, fuck it — I don’t really care. There’s a fucking tattoo parlor.

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Yes!! But only if we both do, can we?

The food here is so good, can I just marry one of the chefs?

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I really hope not, I mean, all I need is a daily call to baby Gracie and I’ll be the happiest person ever. Also hey, I’m Selena, I think we’ve met at some event maybe?

So, what do we do around here other than laze around? Are there tasks? Do we get to contact our managers? Y’know, just asking.

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So I am not the only one? God, somehow I feel much better.....

I was laying out by the pool and I forgot sunscreen. I am burned to a crisp and I feel like I am going to die. Gah. 

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And let’s not talk about the lack of paparazzis.... I think I can get used to the spa...

Well, I guess this is better than staying inside my house all day…

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Isn’t it? I was starting to get used to the house when I found myself in here... it’s weird and mad.

I must say that this place is much bigger and fancier than I expected. I can already anticipate getting lost around here.

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I want you to know

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storms always have an eye, have an eye, have an eye

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What song is that?

Now if she does it like this, will you do it like that? Shake shake, shake shake-a-shake it!

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Why's that? I'd get bored with no one to talk to....

I need to have a chat with Big about this roommate situation. I do believe having a room to myself won’t be the worst thing to happen around here, honestly.

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Jamie Dornan. Like please lord, I'd be the happiest girl ever.

Petition to Big to give married couples their own room. My bed isn’t the same without a Margot in it. Hey, let’s play a game. If you could have one permanent bed bud for the rest of our time in the Big Brother house, which housemate would you pick? My answer is obvious. Your turn.

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Homocide? So Paul is gay?

I’m a tolerant person, but someone please swap rooms with me before I murder Paul Wesley. One more oral sex innuendo, just one and we’re going to be looking at homocide in the Big Brother house. 

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Oh, and why is so?

Ah, so this is it. Okay well, I’m Luke and I’m already bored.