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the classic Finnish mix of extreme dutifulness and "we will make actual conversation after a silent interaction trial period of 6 weeks, thank you" can be really funny sometimes. told my coworker that I'd like to save the coffee grounds the workplace generated and take them home "for my mushrooms and worms" and she was just like "okei" and dutifully saved every single grounds-filled filter for weeks and weeks. about five weeks into this whole thing, after I thank her for the coffee grounds and tell her my worms must love them because they're breeding very enthusiastically, she finally asks "so your worms... do they have a purpose or are they just... worms". like sure I'll save you all these coffee grounds every single time I drink coffee, 3+ times a day, but god forbid I inquire about your specific worm habits before propriety allows it. you could be eating them for breakfast for all I know but that's your business

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I have no idea who or what carhartt is but i always see big boys wearing em so they have my full support

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It's pride month, which means you're legally obligated to read my queer trans graphic novel about a boy who gains the ability to manifest his dreams in real life, including the high school crush who got away, STRANGE BEDFELLOWS!

Bedfellows has been praised for its art, humour, portrayal of mental illness, and of casual queerness in a semi-utopic socialist future. I am told it has made at least 10 people cry.

see where to buy it here: www.arielries.com/books/

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a mini jewish papercut on tzedakah! usually tzedakah is translated as "charity", but what it actually means is closer to justice and righteousness. social justice, empowering other people, taking care of each other in various ways. the papercut came out a little more saccharine than i intended, but maybe that's not such a bad thing these days. love to everyone and happy pride!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven?

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Hi! I have every disease! Do you want one?

How about you follow me to this special room

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My coworker tried to use chatGPT to find obscure papers, but it made up so many fake studies that she threw out the results and hired a paid intern to do things the old fashioned way.

I will happily hire a high school drop out with the right skills, but I will never hire someone who got through college by using ChatGPT.

Why are you using chatgpt to get through college. Why are you spending so much time and money on something just to be functionally illiterate and have zero new skills at the end of it all. Literally shooting yourself in the foot. If you want to waste thirty grand you can always just buy a sportscar.

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william the conqueror: i shall take england for normandy and become its king

william the concurrer: i agree

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they went off with this

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This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

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I am happy because everyone loves me

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CITATION NEEDED?!!!

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man with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality

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Saint George sketchbook doodle with digital color

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The virgin Tom Paris vs the Chad Harry Kim