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hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

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Siren baby learns how to sunbathe.

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Shadow mantle

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I need to repost the funniest fucking video my friend has ever made I cant stop thinking about it I need to inflict it on more people

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when you're telling a work story & someone's like "wtf that's not allowed you should report that person to HR". no offense but i'd literally rather be eaten alive by a polar bear than interact with HR. specifically polar bear because ik they're struggling from climate change and could use a nice meal btw

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being doomed by the narrative is cool and all but i like when a character is doomed just by being a fucking idiot. sorry that happened to you but it is entirely your own fault and you could have just chosen to not do all that

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Adolf von Becker (1831 - 1909) - The Cat on the Pillow. Oil on canvas.

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incredible........

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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

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BAD DOG.

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there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama!

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I got a little bummed out today because I saw a rare art book I couldn’t afford, but on the other hand this was only a dollar.

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I wake up. I check food safety news. my phone tried to autocorrect that to bees. I check food safety bees

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the man with nine lives

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maybe the real catboy moments were the gays stuck in space we met along the way

MAYBE SO…

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This is so fucking funny and I don't know why