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pretty sure this is that tf2 guy
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yeah im alibe you fuckign isiot.s i am living. my furckign septic tank exploded/ n had to move in2 a new traler. fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sory for not postin for a whil.e i drop my phone down th toilet n flush it. just got it dug outta the septic tank. smels like shit but somehow stil works!!
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took one of thes in ibiza went kookoo crazey couldnt stop partyng. only got of the danceflor when my pants were ful of turds!!!!
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im havig strokess every day who give a shit. doctorss aying this shitt "fatal" fuck of. i m stil livin!!
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th ffucking freak n i made up bc i gave him some of th e opioids i dint eat. im his fuckin dealer now LOL! were gonna rip up sum wet and rare steaks at bubble room STAY CLEAR IF U WANNA FUCKN LIVE LOL!!
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MY GODAMN DISPSHIT SON PUTTA FUCKING EVIL SPIROT IN THE PANTING
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just herd my dipshit bohiemean dumass paintr son furcking died of opiod overdoe. walked into hs apartment n found this fuckkin thing. the hole place reaked of garlic n cigartes i think his dumass drew this shit to commemmorate when he was born his name wass Bartholomew the Feeble i name d him when i was in off th shits on fourtien tabs of arcid. my late whife was in laber with him n the fuckin mt saint hurling r whatevr it was caled explodered. baby didnt scream cuz the volcano made em deff. he coldn't hear fer shit his hole life lol anyway good ridance he was a turd! always cryin n shitt about derpression or somesuch bulshit! anyway gonna burn this shit its not even good paintin.g hope no ghosts er evil creaturs r libing in it
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just herd my dipshit bohiemean dumass paintr son furcking died of opiod overdoe. walked into hs apartment n found this fuckkin thing. the hole place reaked of garlic n cigartes i think his dumass drew this shit to commemmorate when he was born his name wass Bartholomew the Feeble i name d him when i was in off th shits on fourtien tabs of arcid. my late whife was in laber with him n the fuckin mt saint hurling r whatevr it was caled explodered. baby didnt scream cuz the volcano made em deff. he coldn't hear fer shit his hole life lol anyway good ridance he was a turd! always cryin n shitt about derpression or somesuch bulshit! anyway gonna burn this shit its not even good paintin.g hope no ghosts er evil creaturs r libing in it
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when i herd they discontinud this sht i horded all of it i culd find. this the only shitt i spay in my mobile home to make it smell all nice n good.. i love apotporri spray. FUCK DA OZOANE LAYERS!!!!!! I LOV AIROSOL S
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Glade Mountain Heather potpourri spray
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So i call it my normal juice since its the only thing that makes my shift at the munitions factory paletable at all well that and thr fatdaddy cigar i sneak onto the bullet loading station im always doing straight goofy shit making my co workers piss there pants🤣
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Well im almost out and i dont really want to think about what happens then i dint know if ill make it til next pay check
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ill eat my steaks wherevar the furck i want. i dont care if u are uncomfratable with me eatin my 3 steaks in ur fuckin park im hundry and i wanna eat my godamn steak.. lett me eat!!!! why they put a grill in the park if yor gonna freak a fuck out when i cook a meat meal. fucck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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coupl eyears ago friend took me to go eat steak at a restrant in st petersbetg florida. it was O.K. but fat mothrfucker seagull came n steppd all over the plate with his sandey fuckin feet n got sand in my steak n swallowd all my french fried. i was so fuckn pissed when he took my picture. at lest i gotta ride my Harley back home to sanibel n see a dolfin
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Im sick of the corn cob courts and the gallery of peanuts that rule this world that dont give a fck abou5 the dynanics of Earth
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So i just try to be me and use logic to help peoples bodys and make them feel good with cemicals and sweet love makin and other shit
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