Ranboo be like I am watching my favourite Dream SMP streamer. I am in a call with him. I am sending him a meme. I am spamming his Twitter timeline. I am spamming his mediashare. He hates me. He is giving me a tour. His character is defending my character in our Minecraft roleplay. Our characters are now canonically married and have an adopted child. We are best friends. He could never get sick of my company. I am At His House. I am Moving In.
you are tubbo's neighbor. it is afternoon. you hear yelling. you look out the window. there are two boys outside. one is standing in a smoking firepit. you look away. you hear yelling. you look back. there is a 15 foot column of flame coming out of the fire pit.
you are tubbo's neighbor. it's a nice day. maybe you're washing the dishes or something. you're talking to a friend. life is good. suddenly you hear a faintly muffled scream. OH MY GOD it yells. PENIS?????!????!!!?. you shut the window.
you are tubbo's neighbor. it is fucking midnight. you hear weird noises outside. you go outside to check. there's a fuckass tall man dressed in a full black suit swinging in the backyard and talking to himself. he is wearing sunglasses despite the fact that it is fucking midnight. why is there a ring light focused on him. the undertale soundtrack is playing. your neighbor's weird kid is curled up on top of a picnic table behind him. is he dead. you go back to sleep. you are tubbo's neighbor.
obsessed with the way beeduo are straight out of a sitcom.
ranboo walks into the tubbos room and starts talking about how he needs to dress like a divorced dad in his 50s but there’s no time to explain. tubbo deciding to lease an apartment for two (2) days because they legally can’t stay at a hotel yet. ranboo picking up the MOST intimidating nerf gun on the PLANET and shooting tubbo with it whenever he feels like it. tubbo meeting ranboo in person for the first time ever, stealing a dollar bill from him, framing it, and calling it “movie money”.
they are literally the main characters of a sitcom.