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Haymitch: nice dress too... not yours
Effie: *in her head* enemies to lovers, coworkers to lovers, slow burn, unresolved sexual tension, unresolved romantic tension, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words
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“sotr is mid because you already know how it ends” shut the fuck up, the point of the book is that despite knowing how it ends you would have never known what actually went down because that’s the point of propaganda, the whole book is about the power of propaganda
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all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???
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"likes mean nothing on tumblr" you're sending me a little heart. that's not nothing it's your heart. look here's one for you <3
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i made this for twitter but i’m sharing it here too because if famously dead boys Bucky Barnes and Jason Todd can come back as vicious heavily-armed vigilantes with a ton of angst, then Gwen Stacy should also be allowed to do that
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'''Why choose''' but it devolves into a progressively more and more intricate polycule where nobody is quiet sure who is dating who anymore. Except one person who's dating everyone.
(They are all have varying, but strong levels attraction to everyone by the end.)
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why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon
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When your dad won’t leave you alone in the family group chat
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just something silly about jayce growing a mustache
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tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song, only to discover it is 100% unusable in any corporate marketing scenario
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actually if we’re mutuals we are valentines. no takebacksies.
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Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you
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brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed
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