➳Personification of The State of Ohio // Jacob William Davis {other rp account is my Oregon- portlandsrosess}
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*conversation in group chat suddenly halts after I send something*
me: i did it. i managed to piss off every single person here
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“ You’re on thin ice. You’ve had many strikes in my life time, I’m just now counting them.”
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His gaze keeps darting to the untouched yogurt on the table, keeping track of how long it lasts in his head. “yeah, the time keeps running from us, huh?” He looks at his reflection in the spoon and couldn’t help the small smile that graced his features. His eyes then go back to the man across from him.
He scrunches up his face in concentration, thinking of the guy Al spoke of. “ Aw shoot, yea I think I’ve heard of him. But I don’t think I’ve ever gotten around to watching his videos”, he taps the spoon on the table lightly, “ I guess I’ll make sure to watch him sometime then”.
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Jacob will eat paper for attention
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“. . . That pun was horrible and that was strike one. And good for you, casanova.”
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a daily mood
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“I love it. It’s lovely here in the buckeye state. My best friend is a stalk of corn. I also love being relevant every 4 years too. What about you? Fabulous New York City.”
@buck-eye || sc.
“So, Ohio, right? What’s that like? You like it?”
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I have Spotify open right now on my computer. Do you want me to put you on blast? Because I got your history right here in the sidebar:
Take it Back by Jimmy Buffett
Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffett
Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffett
Steamer by Jimmy Buffett
Treat her Like a Lady by Jimmy Buffett
Manana by Jimmy Buffett
When Salome Plays the Drum by James Buffett
Havana Daydreaming by Jimmy Buffett
What the fuck happened to you?
ARE YOU HAUNTED?
ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?
YOU USED TO BE MY BROTHER!
I had a case of the Mondays!
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He laughs lightly, not able to restrain it well enough. “Mississippi sure is something...” He took another bite of the yogurt as he listened and blinked slowly. “ I’ve been pretty well surprisingly, not much has been going on...” He looked at his spoon and ate another scoop of yogurt and sighs. “It’s usually like this though for most of the time, until election year comes around.” He looks up at the man in front of him and he gives him a half-hearted smile. “It’ll get better, Al. You gotta give it time.”
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“ Feel like, I can’t trust nobody even d a y o n e s,
watch out for them s n a k e o n e s ” - Blackbear
“Chateau”
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He looks at the yogurt for a minute then takes it in his hand and smiles lazily. “You know...I'm not going to bite your head off.” He takes the spoon and takes a scoop of the frozen treat and eats it delicately. “and don't worry, Al, I love blueberries.” A couple more small spoonfuls are eaten, then he points the spoon at the man in front of him. “Thanks for this...how have you been, Al. Haven't seen you in forever.”
@buck-eye // starter call
“Hey, everything alright? I brought you some frozen yogurt with blueberries and stuff. If you don’t like blueberries, I’ll get rid of ‘em for you.” Alfred cautiously placed a cup of frozen yogurt in front of the state as if moving too fast would cost him his life. “There we go. Here’s your spoon.”
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#BLESSED #MAKE SHIRTLESS JUGHEAD A REGUALR THING
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