unrelated but little paranoid virgin randy meeks in the first scream can get it
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I can take 2 Ghostfaces at a time (again not in a fight)
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if i survived a slasher it’s because i fucked him
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rules of degrassi
you MUST be in a band
if you are an emo boy, naturally you will have a manic breakdown about your girlfriend and then get diagnosed with bipolar disorder
always be on the lookout for the toronto gangs
if you're a mean girl, you WILL get hit with the lesbianism beam
if you have a best friend and/or a sibling and both of you are into the same gender, you MUST fight over the same person at least once
cheating is fine and sometimes even encouraged
someone MUST get teenage pregnant at least once every three years
predatory relationships are bad unless it's a student/teacher one or if you want to bone your mom's cancer doctor and he wants to bone you too even though you're seventeen. then that's okay
jesus freaks will be provided to enrich the enclosure
the worst thing a person can be is a stoner. also if you do one drug one time you WILL get addicted to it
(seriously if you don't join a band the toronto gangs are going to come after you)
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I’m back on my bullshit, men suck and fanfic men are the only people who matter 🫡
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Follow up- I get the Jacob Elordi hype now, that man is fucking beautiful
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