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[buckshotdealer]

Bites

*Get punched*

[buckshotdealer]

Gives you a rock

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*He stares at the rock*

[buckshotdealer]

do you and the hubby have any kids?

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no

[buckshotdealer]

can we have posibility of be friend? i am lonly

I don't do friends, kid.

[buckshotdealer]

can i commit school fire pleaseeeeeeeee

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yeah.

[buckshotdealer]

Wow! Another eldritch being same as me!? Yipee, this must be my lucky day! Haha!!

- (@thesillywhowatches)

Oh. Well hello there- You're uh- quite energetic? Ahem. The names Chuckles

*smiley waves off in the background*

[buckshotdealer]

(giggling about how unlikely is having a villian moment but actively complains when the dealer even has a possibility of being hurt)

[buckshotdealer]

Wow! Another eldritch being same as me!? Yipee, this must be my lucky day! Haha!!

- (@thesillywhowatches)

Oh. Well hello there- You're uh- quite energetic? Ahem. The names Chuckles

*smiley waves off in the background*

[buckshotdealer]

Just don't hurt yourself dear

The clowns are commiting arson

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*The dealer sighs and shrugs*

[buckshotdealer]

The clowns are commiting arson

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*The dealer sighs and shrugs*

[buckshotdealer]

The dealer hates slender man apparently

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[buckshotdealer]

Arson?

Not in my building.

[buckshotdealer]

I thought you'd say that angels' feathers taste like chicken wings, but okay, keep your secrets. Have you ever met Slenderman?

— 🧪

old ass man.

[buckshotdealer]

you up for the tiktok rizz party?

The what.

[buckshotdealer]

How do angels' feathers taste like? I thought that feathers in general aren't edible, but you piqued my curiosity here, I must admit

— 🧪

They taste good.

[buckshotdealer]

I...

That kind of stuff is just funny to me, I was just thinking/hoping it'd be funny to you too. I'm sorry for being weird.

it's ok

Your humor is yours, even if i don't get it

[buckshotdealer]

Sorry, maybe that was a little weird. I was trying to break the ice by being comedic.

I see it didn't work. That was my bad

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I don't get it..