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this is a wilbur and orville fan account. love those fat flightless fucks

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patiently waiting for someone to fall in love with me. i refuse 2 date. i refuse 2 flirt or make a move. how could this go wrong.

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i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold

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high-waisted pants and skirts are just things that sit at most people’s natural waists and we’ve been somehow conned into believing that’s “high” send tweet

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I saw this post about a girl fuckin her gf for 3 hours and a het commented “3 hours is NOT something to be proud of. What’s taking you so long lol” and I’d like to say @ straight women I’m so sorry

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Sucks when you think about it doesn’t it?

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men are scared of women that aren’t scared of them

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googled my symptoms and turns out I have to have a pretty girl kiss me

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“For generalized anxiety disorder, an increased muscular tonus in comparison to non-anxious persons has been found“ good news we’re all yolked as hell

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Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

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Me irl

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This and Studio Ghibli sending a katana with a note that said “no cuts” to Weinstein when he was handling the distribution of Princess Mononoke are now my two favorite movie anecdotes

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bold of male reviewers to assume we care about their opinion on Captain Marvel

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being a college student is so primal. Like a wolf roaming the tundra, my only thought is of my next meal. Unlike a wolf roaming the tundra, I have an analytical essay due next week