my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba
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Same
this is one of my favorite jokes of the entire show
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I love the show, them, and swingy signs.
No reposts - reblogs appreciated
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david jenkins looking at the skeleton stabbing the heart on blackbeard's flag and going "that happened because blackbeard had a really bad breakup with his boyfriend" is the best thing to happen to screenwriting in decades
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computer. breasts image. 1080p
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James T. Kirk:
-Graduated in the top 4% of his year
-was bullied by jocks
-Is a history nerd
-was so much of a teacher’s pet that he cheated on an exam and was commended for it
-Was referred to as “a stack of books with legs”
Jean-Luc Picard:
-Spent all his free time drinking in pubs and playing billiards
-broke more hearts than he can remember
-started a bar fight that ended up in him being stabbed in the heart
-likes to explore dangerous ruins of ancient civilizations for fun
-wouldn’t even have become a starship captain if he wasn’t this much of a hothead
And yet people still manage to get it backwards???
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This is adorable!!
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This book is a gift
Good morning to people with a mermaid STD, sapphics who had their first kiss while covered in goo from assisting the birth of a goat, girls who commit crimes twice a day, people who smell like a waterfall, people being gay in Ikea, those who accidentally got engaged to a demon, and people who can intimidate their own armchairs
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