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I’m not into diapers, but this guy was wearing them as a joke, and he had such perfect proportions. I bet he kept getting fatter for a while after college!
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I’m still growing and getting fat as fuck. I’ve put on 25 lbs so far this year and all my office clothes are getting snug.
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I mean he’s got all that, why not just a little?
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I always loved going to my grandpas house, It was the perfect place out in the middle of nowhere, nobody to bother you, miles of forrest and plains to be explored all around... Well, ALMOST perfect. See, anytime we got in big trouble with grandpa, he would grab us and hold us above his mouth and threaten to eat us, of course he never meant it, right...?
Well... that's what I thought until one day I ventured too far out and didnt get home till late. He was PISSED, and he threatened me with the same punishment he did everytime, so i called his bluff. Then he did it. He dropped me. I fell past his teeth, through his throaght, and right into his slimy stomach with the roast beef he'd had for dinner.
"Try calling my bluff, crist kid, I almost oughta just keep you in there. You're grounded all weekend now." -Urp
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2 part greedy detective gluttony vids now available
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Coach says he has to keep bulking, the team needs their star player bigger!
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