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how do i kill the idea of interviews? not like kill things facilitating them like companies and hr but the very concept of it

i want to reach into the noosphere and stab the very concept from the collective human consciousness

what i guess im getting at is this appeals to you then apply to my interview killer taskforce where the best of you might have a chance to work with me to kill interviews once and for all

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Not to wade too deep into the tma/tme thing, but i think it's ridiculous to assume and start from a position of division within the community. Of course i love my transmasc brothers. That is the default. Of course i want every transmasc to receive excellent medical care and easy access to hormones and the ability to stockpile for emergencies. Transmascs deserve our love and support. Yes, i think there are some differences in our experiences, that's inevitable. Yes, i think there's some issues that we could all be better addressing. but to assume that those divisions supersede the love and care and siblinghood between transmascs and transfems is completely nonsensical. I find it deeply disappointing the way internet discourse tends towards and assumption of absolutist opinions and hard lines drawn in the sand, such that trying to have a genuine conversation about intra-community issues has devolved into a shit-slinging match that people can't ever seem to accept nuance on. It's why I tend to avoid weighing in on these things like the plague, because I can't trust this platform to accept minor critiques in the greater context of love, support, and kinship against a greater oppression. and that's just. really disappointing.

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they need to stop crashing planes, im getting too much jerk off material and the frequency and duration of my sessions are starting to create serious issues in my day to day life

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is this something. is it anything at this point

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I need y'all to watch this clip

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okay, just sit there and listen. i'm having this problem with my code, see? i think it's something to do with this function here... are you still listening? you are? good duck

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I'm not sure else how to explain this or how exactly it makes sense but some pain is boba and some is kiki. I can handle kiki pain extremely well. It's sharp and poignant. Boba pain however is unbearable, it's nebulous and evades definition, it's oppressive and suffocating and makes me want to throw myself into a punji pit. To hopefully obscure it with kiki pain and also end my suffering

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who ever is cursing me you can stop now. my car is undrivably fucked, work is dead (pun not intended), I've been out of 2 of my meds for 2 weeks now because of my prescriber, the pharmacy, and now my insurance fucking it up for literally no reason, and now my monitor is fucked and I need to buy a new one and I don't have the money for any of it. thanks 👍

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who ever is cursing me you can stop now. my car is undrivably fucked, work is dead (pun not intended), I've been out of 2 of my meds for 2 weeks now because of my prescriber, the pharmacy, and now my insurance fucking it up for literally no reason, and now my monitor is fucked and I need to buy a new one and I don't have the money for any of it. thanks 👍

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All my posts become better if you imagine a shakespearian actor doing them.

[Effemanette gay voice]

Nooo not a gay one thats not correct.

[serious cop interrgiatoing me]

"are you saying that all actors are gay??? All shakespearian actors are gay????"

"Yes."

"Well yep im an actor in the post in dumbasses post so im like gay and shit and habe sex now"

"yay"

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I have been saving up screenshots for this!

Unhinged and generally ill targeted tumblr ads!!

I have so many and will continue to post them

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they need to stop crashing planes, im getting too much jerk off material and the frequency and duration of my sessions are starting to create serious issues in my day to day life

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my amulet collection :)

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double rainbow in sky. too bad this sky is russian, or else i would materialise and inject estrogen here and now.

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Diictodon, who survived the most brutal extinction event on Earth, is happy to see you made it to the other side of that year. Eat well and rest for a bit, you deserved it

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editorial cartoon, now with 100% less faces