budynzsmalcem
budynzsmalcem
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budynzsmalcem · 4 days ago
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ohhhh i get it, it's called OUR DRAWINGS - PRINCESS MOVIE | Full Animation Film | Artist because it's a full animation film that is also a princess movie & it's about drawings that belong to us. artist
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budynzsmalcem · 4 days ago
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the "chat is a pronoun" discourse is captivating to me because it goes so far beyond ordinary misinformation
like imagine if suddenly there was a wave of posts saying that Dogs Are Birds, like "omg you guys i just realized dogs are actually birds!!!" and any time anybody said "theyre mammals, not birds" dozens of people would get super defensive about it and make snide condescending posts/comments like "KNOWLEDGE is knowing that dogs arent birds, WISDOM is knowing that taxonomy is fake and all organisms are whatever you want them to be forever, peace and love on planet earth," and they would keep posting about how Dogs Are Totally Birds because "well dogs are majestic and have beautiful voices, like birds" and if you pointed out that those qualities are immeasurable (& have nothing to do with being a bird) and that metric could categorize most animals (& several things that arent animals) as 'birds' they would call you a gatekeeping elitist and say "let people enjoy things" or some thesaurused equivalent, and maybe someone would also say "we're just having a Laff, it's just a fun game dont be so Serious" but they (and a non-insignificant number of other people) otherwise speak as if they believe with conviction that Dogs Really Are Birds, and this is Really Big & Exciting News because Dogs Are The First 4-Legged Bird, and then when people who know biology made posts explaining in-depth what taxonomy is & why dogs arent birds theyd start getting asks like "what about cats, are cats birds??" "are hamsters birds?" "what about sharks??" "i think flies are birds because they have wings." and then imagine this all persisted for more than half a year
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budynzsmalcem · 5 days ago
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Cocaine Slug (poster, 2025, unreleased)
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budynzsmalcem · 11 days ago
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damn bitch slayy
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budynzsmalcem · 11 days ago
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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!
I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.
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budynzsmalcem · 11 days ago
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Puts my gun on the table everyone groans cuz it has to be used before the night is over and now everyone knows its act 1
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budynzsmalcem · 11 days ago
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(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear
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budynzsmalcem · 11 days ago
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budynzsmalcem · 12 days ago
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open rp
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“hey guys its me kurt cobain from nirvana” said kurt cobain from nirvana
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budynzsmalcem · 12 days ago
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(genuinely offended) "I trust all of my viziers"
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budynzsmalcem · 13 days ago
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what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying
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budynzsmalcem · 13 days ago
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budynzsmalcem · 16 days ago
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Somewhere out there is the worst reviewed maid cafe on earth. And that cafe has a least popular maid.
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budynzsmalcem · 18 days ago
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i got this photo with gus from breaking bad and the conversation went like this
me: “hey can you pretend this banana I found outside is a gun?” him: “it is a gun” me: “shit you’re a good actor”
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budynzsmalcem · 18 days ago
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I got another photo with Giancarlo Esposito and the conversation went like this
me: hey 10 years ago I got a photo of you pretending a banana was a gun, do you remember me?
Giancarlo: of course I remember you
me: shit you’re a good actor
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budynzsmalcem · 18 days ago
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Bro last night was trite and insisted upon itself
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budynzsmalcem · 21 days ago
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Everything should be banned in public lest I experience it without consent.
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