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This week, Buffalo and Molly provide insightful commentary on truck phones, the kind kind, and discarded bikini tops. They are joined by guest Jane, a local divorcee, who recounts a spine-tingling tale of dogs and doorknobs. They summon the spirit of Joan the Animal Lover in a desperate attempt for closure.

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When you’re up against a kooky ghost, just remember! 

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Got a pesky ghost haunting your house? Remember to HIRE!

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This week, semi-professional gay spiritist Buffalo Maldoon and therapist-slash-publisher Miss Molly Bess talk mosquitos, show turtles, and South Florida. They are joined by Sharla Finley for the conjuration of Charlie the Thespian, a child actor from early twentieth century Oklahoma, who has haunted a community theater since his tragic death nearly a century ago.

Also available on Google Play and iTunes

Buffalo Maldoon’s novels can be purchased on Amazon.

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Don’t forget, my novels are available at Amazon!

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When you got a ghost problem, just take a trip on down to MIAMI

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On the inaugural episode of Plowcast, hosts semi-professional gay spiritist Buffalo Maldoon and therapist-slash-publisher Miss Molly Bess talk garage sales, ghostly grandmothers, and forlorn farm hands. They are joined by Plowcast producer John for a seance with a resident specter of The Haunted Studio, and enjoy fan mail from The Buffalo Maldoon Fan Club President Sharla Finley.

Also available on Google Play and iTunes

Buffalo Maldoon’s novels can be purchased on Amazon.  

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Plowin’ Across the Ozark Mountains

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Part one of a four part erotic thriller from Faysburg’s own semi-professional gay Spiritist Buffalo Maldoon. After discovering his arch-nemesis has kidnapped several of his ex-lovers, including his first ghost boyfriend, Maldoon sets off through the Ozark National Forest on a rescue mission. Along the way he reconnects with old friends, fights through a whole host of Ozark cryptids, witches, cultists, man-hunting poachers, demigods, etc., and plows some pretty hot gay dude-ghosts as well.

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Enjoy folklore? Enjoy creepy stories about ghosts? Enjoy gay erotica? Well this is the anthology for you. Follow semi professional gay Spiritist Buffalo Maldoon as he travels around the Ozark Mountains helping ghosts fulfill their latent gay desires. 

For purchase on Amazon: Kindle Version Paperback

Anthology # 1 includes: 

Wandering on a Full Moon Night in Faysburg

Driven out into the night by the stifling summer heat, Buffalo Maldoon, so-called “gay Spiritist” finds more than he can bargain for in the haunted woods around the mysterious town of Faysburg, Arkansas. Follow Buffalo on his erotic escapade with frat boy shapeshifters drunk on homemade corn mash hooch and the long dead ghosts of some pretty hot dudes.

The Gayest and Most Haunted House in Faysburg

On a dark, Halloween night in Faysburg, Arkansas, semi-professional gay Spiritist and psychic medium Buffalo Maldoon is called to a mysterious seance held in a creepy Victorian mansion. Not knowing what he might encounter, but hoping it’ll be some hot gay ghosts up for a plowing, he reluctantly agrees to serve as the party’s spirit medium. Will Buffalo survive the night? Will he be able to uncover the hidden desires of the infamous Gumpbf mansion’s restless dead? Read on and find out for yourself.

The Horny Sentient Trees of Faysburg

Welcome to Faysburg, Arkansas, a quiet town nestled deep in the wooded Ozark mountains. While the town normally seems to shun all trouble, it has a problem. Certain mysterious trees have been disappearing off of the local mountains. These trees have given sexual gratification to locals for over a hundred years, but a dark, eldritch force lying in hiding on Mount Seqwawa wants the end of these horny, sentient trees. Only Buffalo Maldoon, semi-professional gay Spiritist and expert tree plower, can stop this evil from spreading before it completely destroys all the local color from his hometown.

The Gayest and Most Haunted University in Arkansas

Take a journey back to 1974, before the infamous Buffalo Maldoon became a semi-professional gay Spiritist. Learn about how he came to see ghosts and participate in extremely gay activities. Follow him through the halls of the University of Faysburg, known to only a few as the gay ghost capital of Arkansas, where Buffalo gets more of an education than he bargained for.

Plowin’ with the Faysburg Gay Toad Witch Hell Coven

On a dark and rainy summer night in Faysburg, Arkansas, resident gay Spiritist Buffalo Maldoon sits comfortably in his recliner enjoying a newspaper. Suddenly his life is forever shaken by a single, ominous phone call. Knowing only that he has three days to live, and that he’s somehow on the shit list of a powerful Faysburg gay witch coven, Buffalo sets out to find answers assisted by local Dairy Queen employee and old lady sleuth Mable Fizzbag along with a team of psychics, spirits, strippers, professors, and a black cat named Béchamel.

Trapped in the Steam Tunnels Under Faysburg

Buffalo Maldoon, Faysburg’s most famous, and only, semi-professional gay Spiritist is hired by the Chancellor of the University of Faysburg to rescue the ghost of his frat boy son, Flip. It’s a mission that will take him into the dark, mysterious steam tunnels that run underneath his hometown. Fighting giant cockroaches, ghost rats, and a host of interesting living and non-living characters, Maldoon races against the clock to save, and possibly plow, his frat boy before the spirit is lost forever.