This video is fuckign cursed by the way. Took thirty minutes for it to load the audio somehow un-synced itself so I had to rerecord it and then when I tried posting it it deleted itself. No other video on tumblr has tried to do this to me
theres a joke somewhere about DoNotReadMe.wav and getting cut open on an operating table sexual style but im too sleepy. you open me up like a zip bomb with ur scalpel etc etc
charlie slimecicle will roleplay a relationship or romantic inclinations as a bit and accidentally create the most heart-wrenchingly beautiful and tragic love story about a person slowly coming into themself and learning to be loved and to love in return in ways they never believed would be possible for them because of some deeply rooted belief in their own inherent wrongness and brokenness and then he'll say some shit like "bazinga"
Runt: You– alright listen, you're gonna be a little bit more able to use this efficiently, BUT you are at risk of a heart attack, like a little higher of a risk.
Blink: WHAT.
Ripley: She didn't tell me about that, she didn't say that.
Blink: I'm only 28! I'm only 20– I can't have a heart attack!
Ripley: I didn't think about that! Oh my god you're so right...
Runt: Sometimes we die young, alright? So like, just fuckin' –
Ripley (speaking frantically over Runt): Oh goodness, oh you're so correct about that.
Runt: It's temporary anyways, right? You're not gonna use it forever.
Blink: No, this thing is not coming off! This thing you put on me isn't coming off!
Troy: Does anyone want breakfast by the way? I made a lot of eggs.
Ripley: I... would love some eggs!
Blink: Yeah, actually. Do you have toast as well as bread?
Troy: Blink, you should probably watch your cholesterol.