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Ohmygosh the tape is fantastic

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Gunn: Our new agency.

Wesley: Wyndham-Price Agency.

Cordelia: The what?

Wesley: You don't like it? - It's classy.

Cordelia: It's stuffy. - The Chase Agency! *That* has the right ring.

Wesley: Why?

Cordelia: Because it's my name.

Gunn: Uh, Wes, Ms. Chase, alright, there is only one player here with a name that strikes dread in the demon heart.

Cordelia: Gunn?

Gunn: Uh-huh.

Cordelia: Oh, yeah, that is so original. (Starts to dance and sing) I got a gun and my name is Gunn…

All laugh

Wesley: Wyndham-Price is everything you need to…

Cordelia and Gunn: Shut up!

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Boone: I find Merl - and he tells me - that Angel's planning on bringing you two down.

Lindsey: Did he happen to mention how?

Boone: Don't know. Don't care. All I do know is, when Angel come for you, he's gonna find me instead.

Lindsey: I like it. I like it and I'll tell you why: because of the finding you instead part. How much do you charge?

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Wesley: I tell you the first thing we're scrapping. These stupid calling cards.

Cordelia: They're not stupid. I designed them. That's an Angel!

Wesley: The universal symbol of the one thing we don't have.

Gunn: That's a Angel? Looks like a - a lobster with a - growth or... We'll make our own logo.

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Ohmygosh Cordelia, Gunn, and Wesley are the best and their singing is perf.

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Wesley: Come to find your destiny, have you? - And who's gonna help you with that?

Cordelia: Shanaia Twain or Madonna. I hadn't decided.

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Virginia: You got to be kidding me. He fired you? He can't fire you! You're on a mission to protect the innocent. You can't fire someone on a mission. What did he say, exactly?

Wesley: You're fired.

Virginia: Oh.

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WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ANGEL RIGHT NOW

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Dru: You have beautiful skin.

Lilah: I moisturize.

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Dru: Oh. I'm ringing. - Do you hear it? I'm ringing - all - over!

Darla: *pulls out phone from the front of Dru's dress*

Dru: Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.

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Angel: Stick with cemeteries, something with a view of the night sky.

Cordelia: So, just outside cemeteries then.

Angel: Yeah.

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Gunn: Okay. I'm still trying to get this family tree straight. - Darla sired Angel.

Wesley: Correct.

Gunn: And Angel sired this Drusilla?

Wesley: Back when he and Darla were together, yes.

Gunn: But before Angel got his soul back, right?

Wesley: Certainly.

Gunn: Now these lawyers, they brought Darla back as human. Now this Drusilla-vamp goes and bites Darla?

Wesley: So it would seem.

Gunn: Making her a vampire again.

Wesley: That's the cosmological upshot, yes. Darla's human self has died and sometime before dawn, unless Angel can stop it, she will rise again, a soulless demon.

Gunn: So that means...

Wesley: The clock is ticking.

Gunn: No, no, what I'm saying is, that means the granddaughter remade the grandmother.

Wesley: Oh... - yes.

Gunn: Man, somehow that weirds me out more than the whole bloodsucking thing.

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OHMYGOSH DRU

BUT OHMYGOSH EVERYTHING THAT IS HAPPENING WHAAAAA

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Congratulations. You've passed the third test - by accepting death. - I'm told no one's ever gone that far before - in terms of sacrifice. - Kudos.

Jeeves

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Angel: What happens if I don't complete the trials?

Jeeves: She dies instantly. - In the mean time, Darla, you can relax with an iced beverage in our - antechamber.

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Okay but seriously the karaoke bar is actually the best thing ever

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Cordelia: So, first up - you're a prisoner.

Wesley: I'd have to concur with that, yes.

Cordelia: See, you've got our friend - all - in knots.

Wesley: Can't say we like you much.

Cordelia: So, sorry about the dying, but if you try to escape - we *will* hit you.

Wesley: On the head.

Cordelia: With very large and heavy objects. - Okay?