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the reason going viral on tumblr sucks is because instead of money you get death threats over statements you've never made in your entire life
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we have found you guilty of being a monsterfucker ... guards !!! send them to the labyrinth!!! wait why do you look happy about that. stop th
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asking the cashier "Nothing bads gonna happen to me right?'
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Bill Braun creates paintings that look like construction paper!
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im using my echolocation so i can get a good look at you
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Explaining to straight adults that much of queer history happened within their lifetime and they were unaware of all the extremely important events and how many laws there were to prevent us from thriving because they werent part of queer circles themselves is like...
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How would you like to know about the war in Ba Sing Se?
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FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗
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I was browsing fur affinity and got jumpscared by chill guy nsfw. He had his whole thang out
I was browsing the utensil drawer and got jumpscared by forks
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