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do your ever get excited to see certain mutuals in your notes like yes i pleased the Friend

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my legs are in so much goddamn pain but i have no one to blame but myself

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To avoid deer strikes, Finland is painting deer antlers with reflective paint.

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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Price: *standing near the sergeants, listening to them talk intently*

Ghost: What are you doing?

Price: I'm making sure they're not planning to causw trouble

Ghost: ... are you listening to them gossip?

Price: *immediately turns around and leaves*

Ghost:

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your brother is also just kind of an idiot in general

My brother just said that green day isn't political and im gonna throw myself off a bridge

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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Did a little fan art of a popular post on blue sky.

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went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’

and i very delicately said ‘one of your divorces?’ and his eyes got really big and he said I’M A PARALEGAL

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