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a roasted brussel sprout can change your life if you let it. open your heart. take my hand. its good, try it. i love a brusseled sprout I love you
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personally think i should be lusted after at all hours but what do i know
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Put your fucking knight on a leash it keeps trying to duel mine
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Actually, the "F" on my passport is for faggot, not female.
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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that
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absorbing a leafcutter ants power so i can chew perfect bite marks in my styrofoam cup
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*watching two men trying to beat each other to death* haha omg they're playinggg so cute :-)
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