Gay || (He/Him) || I will eat your honda civic you dusty bitch!
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I don't think I'm meant to be employed. It really cuts into my goofy silly haha time. and it makes it nearly impossible to have any wow life is beautiful let me take it in time.
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waving a spring onion around is pretty fun. the blue haired dame was onto something
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video game knowledge:
A button - accept
B button - becline
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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room
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