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Beetlejuice: Hey why would my name be beverage?

Lydia: Huh?

Beetlejuice: Earlier in charades. You guessed beverage. Why would my name be beverage?

Lydia: I don't know, why is your name fucking Beetlejuice?

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i forgot to mention that i got the Beetlejuice the Musical vinyl :)!! and the “i myself am strange and unusual” shirt that’s on the musicals website !!

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Pls reblog this if youre a beetlejuice blog that doesnt ship beetlebabes, id like to know some more blogs I can follow safely

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bring me to life by evanescence but its beetlejuice

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I’d like to argue that Beetlejuice walking Lydia’s limp body across the living room has more sibling energy than him swinging her around.

(Thank you @/segasaturn0 and @/lordofguts for the new video bootleg)

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The cast of Beetlejuice the Musical

Photo credit: @emiliokm on instagram

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does beetlejuice’s tie always change color w his hair? bc in the part where his hair’s purple when he’s “on the roof” his tie was purple too. & in the scene where lydia tries bringing her mom back & he shows up w red hair, his tie’s red 🤔

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A healthy reminder about Beetlegeuse

Beetlegeuse is a hundred year old ghost/demon that looks like he's in his 30s-40s at least, he might act childish but he's still an adult.

Lydia in every medium is under 18, in the animated series she's 12-13. So please stop trying to turn her and Beetlegeuse being platonicaly affectionate to each other into them flirting.

So If you ship beetlebabes please just keep this in mind:

Lydia is underage and Beetlegeuse is a grown man.

I'm trying my best to not judge the community because some of you guys may be young or just not see how toxic it is to ship an adult man with a child.

If you ship them platonicaly or see Beetlegeuse like a big brother or weird uncle figure for Lydia then be my guest, they're best friends and he obviously cares about her but if you ship them romantically please keep it away from my timeline because it makes me extremely uncomfortable.

💕💕 To all of you that write x readers, self inserts or oc stories I love all of you, or to people that ship teen Wednesday and Lydia (or teen reader with a teen Lydia), I love all of you too. Shipping people with others in their age group is the stuff I'm here for 💕💕

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so. 🤔🤔

(click on it for it to clear up!!)

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Beetlejuice Out of Context

- “Wow those guys just died and you guys are clapping.”

- Like a gay republican 

- Tell my storyyyyy

- “No offence mister, but you give me the creeps.”

“aww thank you very much. You give me a boner.”

- GHOST ZOMBIE JESUS

- Babes!

- “You don’t recognise me? I’m your father.”

- Sucks yes!!

- Does this couch make me look dead

- “I’m sorry I didn’t mean to yell, you just make Daddy so ANGRY.”

- “Knock kno-”

“NO not answering, I have peep hole I CAN SEE YOU.”

- As my guru Otho says

- “And she was like, ‘I don’t have any baby oil. So THAT’S the story of how I made Nachos with Catherine Hepburn!”

- It’s a figure of speech why do you have to be so sexy

- Don’t text me in the middle of the night saying ‘u up.’ Because new phone…. who…. dis

- Alright I’m just gonna use the door instead

- “hey guys… FUCK YOU GUYS.”

- “Crystals speak to me!”

“what are they saying?”

“buy more crystals.”

- Science makes no sense, who needs evidence? GO WITH YOUR FEELS

- One day you may wake up alone, because your husband and his boyfriend bought a bought and then decided to sail away to Rome

- HEY, somebody’s on the roof

- “I’M GONNA JUMP.”

“NOOOO.” 

*cough* “I mean: noooo.”

- “Who wants bacon?”

“NOOOO I’M A VEGAN!”

- *screams*

“God I miss that sound.”

- “Distracted from the fact that my heart could stop.”

- No one gets molested by a gothy teen

Please add more 

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beetlejuice is my emotional support demon bug man and i love him

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I've finally seen Beetlejuice and all I can say is..

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You wanted me gone... / I didn’t have a choice!

You wanted me your mom... / It’s my fault she’s dying!

You messed with the wrong book, now look what you’ve done!

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That’s the thing with life: no-one makes it out alive.

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something i was thinking abt earlier:

but if Beetlejuice dressed up as the Devil or a demon w horns (basically, him just wearing horns) he would be constantly making “im horny” jokes & that’s that on that

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Fans of Beetlejuice

Please reblog this I'm looking for blogs to follow. (Especially if you post mostly about Beetlejuice doesn't matter if movie / musical / cartoon) 😄 thank you