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mmy wings ::]

mee in a beanbagg!!

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you gotta watch out when theres an animal cause you literally might get sniffed

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*wags my fuckass tail and knocks all the shit off your coffee table* oh shit sorry my bad,,

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the thing to understand about my blog is that i am hitting you wityh my paws

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you are goingto become a Silly Cat

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first rule of life: always keep em guessing second rule of life: hehe my lil paaawss my funny little pawwwss

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extremely fucked up that its really hard and uncomfortable to run on all fours. another epic humanity fail

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Homebrewed meme for you all

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I bet transforming feels good as hell. Like when you have a really good stretch but More So

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Are you perhaps a critter or very small bug ? Yes

*runs towards you at terrifying speed

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Despite everything the bug scuttles on

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the extremely unrealistic transition goal of wanting to have a big fluffy tail

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stretches my legs out so far with all toes spread out wide

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just because youre made of stardust & other gay shit doesnt mean that a bug isnt. be nice to a bug today

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I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.