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Cardinal singing outside my window just fucked up his call and had to start over. Lmao
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It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years
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wrightworth makes me sick because everything you think would be fanon is actually 100% canon like what do you mean phoenix became a lawyer because he wanted to ‘save’ miles. what do you mean that miles chartered an international flight because phoenix was in danger. what do you mean phoenix calls miles ‘daddy’ in the middle of court. what do you mean that miles is almost the entire reason phoenix became a lawyer again after being disbarred.
like I genuinely thought ‘phoenix visited miles in europe during the seven year gap’ was fanon but no!! that’s also canon!!! at this point it’s less gay if they just come out and say it!!!!
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Johnny didn’t even know what a dinosaur was PLEASE stop acting like gyro is the dumb one.
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i should figure out how to homebrew white monster actually
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i would love to sit down and have a chat with the person who invented this strange new iphone feature where gay keysmashes get autocorrected into random long as fuck words
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this tweet is new but it is actually a fundamental text for me
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