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Have children they said its fun they said im about to go die again

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NOOOOO I JUST GOT A DAD AND HES GONNA DIE D:

Have children they said its fun they said im about to go die again

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:3

My nicknames for my kids

@notsoneighborhoodspider-man

@hinata-rosario-revamped

@gayest-red-lantern

@littleone-lovedsomuch

@not-mister-darcy

@thatpeterbparker

@recklessblueie

@poisonedpresas

@cherrblossomgothamite

@anranhresas-034

@underworlds-favourite

@an-anonymous-account

@the-one-and-only-ruination

@thesplendidspiderweaver

@gotham-s-nightingale

@st4r-st0rm

@mizana-aaliyah-evergreen

@danny-fenton-in-gotham

@mizana-aaliyah-evergreen

@gotham-s-nightingale

@jayus-ace-aguilar

@aces-observatory

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House rules:

No rough housing in the living room or kitchen. There’s knives and glass I don’t want yall hurt.

If a door is closed knock. If they say leave em alone respect them.

If you can’t find kitty he’s in the bottom left cabinet or under a bed.

If you can’t find spidy look up.

DO NOT EXPERIMENT ON YOURSELF OR OTHERS. AND DONT LET OTHER EXPERIMENT ON OTHER PEOPLE.

Contrary to popular belief yall aren’t Pokemon. But if you were @thatpeterbparker would be a zigzagoon

No NyQuil chicken @thatpeterbparker

Also ask before using the stove

Don’t fall asleep in random places unless if it’s in the house

No more ikea for you

No more all nighters

Keep the animals in the cages or the hamster balls

You can stab or shoot only bad people

DO NOT KNOCK YOUR SIBLINGS OUT

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YAYYYY

IM CHILD????

- @bugintheflesh

You child

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*attacks inncocent pedestrian*

GOT EM BOSS o7

whatever. Go my scarab.

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😔😔😔

i am so eepy.

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perchance you could eep snailboy?

i am so eepy.

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TEEHEE

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yappy snail

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NUHUHHHH

i painted @mercury-miscreant purple ehehehehe

get ourpled idiot

art credits to @leoinnit

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HA PURPLE GUY 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

i painted @mercury-miscreant purple ehehehehe

get ourpled idiot

art credits to @leoinnit

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i painted @mercury-miscreant purple ehehehehe

get ourpled idiot

art credits to @leoinnit

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you cant just say perchance 😔

Literally what the sigma.

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well you said what the sigma

Literally what the sigma.

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what about me?

Literally what the sigma.

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i think they might be timbs mweheheheh

hey snailboy

- @bugintheflesh

Hey bugboy