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HC that Aaron can always tell when Neil is lying. Even when Andrew can't. And it will be the most idiotic harmless lies but Aaron will see right through his shit.

Neil, unbothered: yeah and the store only had these jeans shorts, so they will have to do

Aaron, very fucking tired: you lying piece of trash

Andrew: one day you will have to grow out of this hating fase

Aaron, on the verge of crying: I AM NOT HATING

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Jeremy: you don't want Jean to die.

Jeremy: and I don't want Jean to die.

Jeremy: so now we gotta make sure Jean doesn't want Jean to die either.

Kevin: fantastic plan but have you fucking met Jean?!

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Literally what happens in the book

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pt 12!! << pt 11

french translation: get out of my house now (pls dont kill me if its wrong i got it off of reddit😭😭)

neil josten makes a return to the soc med au and welcoming katelyn mckenzie!!

another short post bc life is fucking insane rn so shoutout to anyone still liking these!!

(also obviously neil dressing up as his father is wildly out of character he just added that to piss everyone off)

taglist- @andrewsleftarmband @qixjone @jean-yvesning @ugly-punkling @milktemproom @falafels @mooniism @ienvysomegays @anxiouslyandmessily @sleepy-kamren @bisexualchaosdemon @moon-over-ruined-castle @ildas @literarylarkspur @fieldsofpoppies-in-salt-air @allfor-thegames @winningmymind @inafieldofstarflowers @oneandonlystarshine @you-know-i-get-itt @mxyspoetry

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*in a foxes group chat*

Neil: lol im dying send help

Matt: oof same

Aaron: me af

Dan: rip, what's up man?

Andrew: Good.

Neil: no like im legit dying

Neil: some guy stabbed me in a mcdonald's parking lol

Neil: the lol is habit

Neil: *sends a blurry picture of himself dabbing in the ambulance*

SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE TYPING...

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the rejuvenation of my old socmed au because i’ll never get tired of them

we will call this part 4 because everything before my new self proclaimed part 1 was just incorrect quotes instead of my original awesome hilarious and comedic jokes

part 3 part 5

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Literally what happens in the book

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Neil: I'm not lying, I swear on my life!

Andrew: I've seen your life, swear on something else.

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AFTG Incorrect Quotes #27

Andrew: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as teammates this time? 

Neil: AS ENEMIES?! 

Andrew:...

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AFTG Incorrect Quotes #29

(OOC as hell but idc)

Andrew: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. 

Neil: Wow. They sound stupid. 

Andrew: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. 

Neil: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” 

Andrew: I guess you’re right. Hey, Neil, I love you. 

Neil: See! Just like that! 

Andrew: Holy fucking shit. 

Neil: If that flies over their head then, sorry, Drew, but they're too dumb for you. 

Andrew: Neil . . .

*The Foxes dying of laughter in the background*

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just finished all for the game. i’m not okay. please be so kind and hand over those fanfics now.

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I present to you:

AFTG as things that I have said before (starting post edition)

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Andrew "You can't put a leash on me" Minyard and Neil "I ask" Josten.

Andrew honey, you put the collar on yourself and handed the leash attached to it to Neil

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kevin and andrew as buzzfeed unsolved (kevin ryan andrew shane) and they go to a house that everyone swears is haunted by a ghost but its just neil who only owns one outfit and is squatting. andrew punches him on camera and thats how they find out its not a ghost but a real person #meetcute

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Andreil get married cus Neil keeps ending up in the hospital and Andrew is tired of being relegated to the waiting room yadda yadda yadda BUT ALSO

Neil wearing his ring on a chain around his neck yeah?

ANDREW ON THE OTHER HAND suddenly wears MANY rings on BOTH hands and everyone is so busy writing articles and tweets about his sudden new fashion choices that no one questions the one on his ring finger

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pt. 25 | aftg socmed au pt. 26 | pt. 27 (coming soon)

tag list: @wasitworththefallforthesun @qixjone @very-small-flower @justaboredcryptid @demon-of-arts @sleepy-kamren @bisexualchaosdemon @justalunaticfangirl @ienvysomegays @all-for-exy @jeanmoreau29-3 @tireddreamergirl @little2nerdy @wasitworththefallforthesun @izzyhandsdeservedbetter @chaoticfox03 @youdontknowhowtodiequietly @moon-over-ruined-castle @winningmymind @graveyardviolence @aceadoxography @screechin-outloud @jean-yvesning @anxiouslyandmessily @saphritalks @itingtmywly @mqmneee @lovely-jjh @andrewsleftarmband @embooks @marzanomics @ugly-punkling @min-getoutofmy-yard @beatrix33 @slushsoda @batscentedbouquetperson

I saw the live action httyd tonight and have way too many thoughts

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love at first sight