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dick from a girl who has complicated feelings in regards to her dick.
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reasons to brush your teeth
delicious minty treat just for you
feels weird and fun
yum yummy mint flavor
brains when they see a routine 🧠🎉
powerful mouth
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lifelong rivals and mortal enemies but one day the hero gets kicked out of their house and they dont really know anyone else so they go to the villains house to ask if they can crash there for a bit while they get things sorted and the villain is like totally chill with everything and gets the hero set up in their spare room so now theyre just roommates but also still hate each other and they have a lot of gay se
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They should install public grappling hook points
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Reblog if you
1. Want to get pegged by a 9-15 foot tall plant women
2. Your Flort looks REALLY cute right now
Or
3. You could absolutely DEVOUR some garlic bread right now
But don’t say which one it is
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Graffitto in the stall of my local queer furry bar
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given all the rising transphobia and shit, we should remember that white trannies are still relatively safe and will be able to endure more escalation more easily, we're not at the top of any shit list even if we near if, trans women of color however are very vulnerable, and we need to remember they're our sisters, not our shields
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i hate being perceived as a guy, a dude, a bro
like, come on. i have my hair in a ponytail, i have an actual purse on my shoulder, for god’s sake when i wear my bra buds i have cleavage
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now that trump has tiktok, twitter, facebook and insta in his pocket, get ready for a massive wave of internet censorship. one of trump's greatest weapons has always been misinformation; it's going to become harder and harder to spread facts and criticism going forward. posts that aren't made invisible will be magically ignored by the algorithm. dissidents will have their accounts deleted and voices erased.
this is a suppression tactic. this is another stage of fascism.
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OK I’ve heard of sexuality changing while on hrt. I knew it was uncommon and not expected. And I thought that after 2 years I was in the clear.
NOPE!
Within the last couple months I’ve gone from AroAce to…something????? Idek yet. All I know is that hot people actually exist now???? I see someone and think “damn”??????? I FEEL LIKE I’VE BEEN HIT BY A TRAIN EVERY TIME!
Like, I’ll figure it out, but it’s a bit annoying to go from aroace, planning to completely go through life single player, then have multiplayer mode just randomly turn on.
Damnit I’m 26 and I’ve never even been on a date. Wtf how am I supposed to break into the dating scene now???? This is scuffed.
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I'm the white line in the middle if you even care
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