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[bujorii]

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[bujorii]

il-tuo-maestro:

“…Suppose that’s true. I guess waiting is probably suitable. Hey! Pink is a great colour! Besides, that red you use doesn’t even look like a red anymore…” Or rather, a deep, dark red that would come to the Italian’s liking. Because he is, in fact, a selfish asshole. “It looks like some gray-red. What about a blue? Or maybe…a brown?”

“You might like pink; but I’m just not a pink sort of man. And I know, it’s faded. I don’t think it’s been painted in a good fifteen years; and Bucharest is a sunny place. I could do blue; but the most brown I’m willing to have is accents. I want my house to be able to stand out.”

[bujorii]

il-tuo-maestro:

“Well, it depends. Since it isn’t so hot out, then it’s obviously the perfect time…” Especially since it was just an awful color (at least, to Flavio here) and Flavio is so thankful that this would be his chance to change it. “Perhaps a lighter shade might do…”

“First of all, 36 degrees is far too hot to be painting anything, especially houses, so the paint would never dry. Secondly, I want to keep it red. What would even be lighter? Pink? I’m not painting my house pink.”

[bujorii]

niikoli:

“Any colour would be fabulous darling~ But I do suppose you should change it, the color is dulling out.”

“Well, I still do like the brick red color it is now; but maybe I could go with an even redder color? Then my house will really stand out! I would hate for it to look too drab.”

[bujorii]

[text] Your wine tastes like dirt.

[text] EXCUSE ME

[bujorii]

Send me a text that wasn't meant for my muse.

[bujorii]

gamlaochfria:

[text] I could see you doing a good job as a dad.

He laughed at the next few text messages.

[text] PFFFFT

[text] I knew it.

[text] Oh yes I would be the best dad ever

[text] Bedtime: Never!!!!

[text] No you cant have any cookies theyre disgusting and will rot your teeth

[text] Im a goddamn natural

[bujorii]

“I feel like I should paint my house when it’s not so hot outside. Should I keep it the same color, though, and just touch it up? Or should I paint it a new color?”

[bujorii]

[text] I would be an incredible dad but Im not exactly planning on becoming one

[text] Where do you think those came from. I was the inspiration for them all

[text] Dermatologists hate me!!!!

[text] 25 life hacks to beat aging!!!

[text] Local man appeared out of fucking nowhere!!!!

[text] you could be one of those young dads though…

[text] on second thought, you are right. big brother seems to suit you better.

[text] That sounds like one of those ridiculous internet ads.

[text] One of those ‘Scientists hate him!!! Beat aging with this one weird trick!!’ ads.

[bujorii]

[text] I think i prefer the title big brother because dad implies that Im old although Im old enough to be at least 60 percent of Europes father

[text] Im my own dad AND my own mom. It is pretty amazing

[text] It’s really cute the few times it has happened, yeah.

[text] ahhh i see.

[text] Amazing.

[bujorii]

[text] Thats sickeningly adorable

[text] I dont like being called a dad because Ive never seen myself as one except for myself

[text] I am my own dad

[text] I don’t mind it too badly if I get called that by Ladonia or Sealand.

[bujorii]

[bujorii]

[text] Theyre funny to me also but i hate being called a dad

[text] Confession. The dad jokes always make me chuckle a little.

[bujorii]

[text] Thats definitely the real reason

[text] Finally someone who appreciates real humor

[text] I’m not about to interrogate him about it, so i guess the real reason will never be known

[text] :)

[text] I am quite fond of them as well. also I shamelessly enjoy bad jokes.

[bujorii]

[text] I think its definitely the actual reason

[text] I LOVE PUNS IT WAS HILARIOUS

[text] Well, I can’t say for certain if that is the actual reason…

He chuckles and replies back with a smile.

[text] You did?

[text] Usually I just get loud groans if I do a pun like that…

[bujorii]

[text] I thought that was something only insecure teenagers do

He lets out a quiet snort.

[text] Oh my GOD that was TERRIBLE

[text] I loved it

[text] Not going to lie, I think he styles it that way to make himself seem taller.

He laughed out loud at that last text and startled his cat, who stalked out of the room.

[text] Pffft

[text] I’ve seen him with more extreme hair styles, but yes. He better give them back before the 90′s get jealous… or.. gel-lous…

[text] I’m so sorry. That was horrible.

[bujorii]

[text] Isnt he like 40 percent hair gel though

[text] The 1990s called. They want their hair products back

[text] I am fairly certain he either does not bother and has perpetual bedhead

[text] Or part of his hair styling routine involves getting a static shock.