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why the fuck is he so long

I think it would be so funny if he just. Didn’t know how to swim. They stick him on a pool floatie in the corner the entire anime

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I am nothing but a cute little lost slug trying to find my way home, and Life is a salt shaker looking at me with indescribable bloodthirst.

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mental gymnastics should be an olympic sport

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sir is a gender neutral term if i say it with enough lust

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i alter between borderline arrogance and crippling insecurity every 30 seconds.

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does trump have a fake tan because he failed ninth grade trigonometry?

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are waterfalls called waterfalls because

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"I did not have mathematical relations with that woman"

- Albert Einstein

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i have great skin? thanks, i bought it at target

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therapy is great. go get that shit.

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aditionally, lafayette was 100% a closeted hentai addict

did hamilton stan loona?

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did hamilton stan loona?

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you know whag they say, curiodity doesn't kill the cat without breaking a few egg

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im quirky because i dab and say "lit fam" a lot

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I know a mistake when I see one, which coincidentally is also the reason I avoid mirrors.

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the different athetic sports -

jump

run

yeet the thing

runn, but this time u hold a stick and give stick to other person???

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imagine if titties were like baloons - if u cut them they pop or just go flyin' like shhhffff u know the noise

"oh shit, my titty flew off"