bulborb-nasa

[bulborb-nasa]

Thanks :)

Can we kill this guy

[bulborb-nasa]

Uh well it’s kinda a long story

Basic gist, I made a friend who was a space person, but my mom the empress bulblax tried to kill them. I tried to help but she kinda died. I blamed myself for a long time but after being stuck in hell for a while I realized she kinda sucked and had it coming, plus I wasn’t the one who killed her.

Oh wait that’s not what you meant.

I died.

But I got better :)

Can we kill this guy

[bulborb-nasa]

Sweet nice nice you guys are chill

Idk if my boss is the biggest fan but I haven’t been to work in a few years on account of the whole “being in hell” thing

Can we kill this guy

[bulborb-nasa]

Oh are you one of those space people?

Can we kill this guy

[bulborb-nasa]

Nice to meet you.

Hate that foolix guy, am I right?

Can we kill this guy

[bulborb-nasa]

…it’s a long story

Call me Bulbalina

Can we kill this guy

[bulborb-nasa]

Join the club

Can we kill this guy

[bulborb-nasa]

I meant that you smell like corn chips and foot cheese, you overgrown bulborb spawn

Ooo that sounds like nachos :)

[bulborb-nasa]

Hello, tis I, the godseeker. You seem to be the most intelligent and powerful of the “bulborbs” so I have come to ask if you are aware of any gods in the region. I must seek them.

( @godseeker-posting )

What is a gods

We will eat the gods

[bulborb-nasa]

Couldn’t have happened to a better foolix

🖕

you smell

Yep. With my nose :)

[bulborb-nasa]

Deserved lol

you smell

Yep. With my nose :)

[bulborb-nasa]

Exactly fuck that dood lol

you smell

Yep. With my nose :)

[bulborb-nasa]

What is an April foolix

We will eat the April foolix- wait ew that sounds nauseating. Nevermind.

you smell

Yep. With my nose :)

[bulborb-nasa]

What is arugula

We will… respectfully ask to try the arugula because it belongs to someone else

Hey. Your awesome. Heres one leaf of arugula for u to chew on

[bulborb-nasa]

you smell

Yep. With my nose :)

[bulborb-nasa]

Yep :)

IN BLOOD.

…OR WHATEVER YOUR BLOOD EQUIVALENT WOULD BE.

Hey guys 💖💖💖💖 best day of the year 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Just remember, an April Foolix day prank doesn't count if it doesn't cause someone's death 🤗

[bulborb-nasa]

Trying to lie when each breath is becoming more and more precious is a dangerous game, Foolix

I FACED MY TRAUMAS BITCH YOURE NOT GETTING AWAY

Hey guys 💖💖💖💖 best day of the year 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Just remember, an April Foolix day prank doesn't count if it doesn't cause someone's death 🤗