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Rate my new setup

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corn curse (for "The Crooked Moon)

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i like this.

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Quote of the day

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old people are always like “you guys want everything to be easy” yessss queen exactly……

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bill stays missing leg day

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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

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bill stays missing leg day

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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la danse des pikmin rouges

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idk if you’re interested but either of the pines twins would be super cool 🌲💫

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ok this post doesn’t really have a point i’m just being insane again but like. a lot of ford’s personality comes from filbrick & a lot of stan’s personality comes from caryn right . we all agree on this (<- delusional)

filbrick Yellow caryn Red. right.

i need to be hit by a bus immediately

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he was just hangry thats why he did all that

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metrics of success

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just passed a guy in the store wearing a shirt that said "I hate being sexy but I'm a chubby bearded man so I can't help it". hell yeah brother

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