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OOC but yall need to read this eggcelent fic RFN . it starts with ladybug covered in blood and has tangybug shower sex. READ IT!!!!!!!
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Tangerine dropped his pencil and bent down and I saw major thongage. Like red lace whale tail. Lemon caught me staring. I'm afraid
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Caught a whiff of Ladybug's hair at a party and it smelled like box dye. What is going on
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I think prince should go on T to make her dad happy
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Guys I caught a whiff of the inside of the momomon suit and it was so rank. Unrelated do you know if the hornet rips major ass
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On the shinkansen. Can you believe rumor has it ladybug came four times the first time he stepped in here
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Told ladybug I was half japanese (as a test) then he looked at me weird and started going on about how zen he was and how clean my butthole must be because of my high tech toilet. I dont know . I dont remember much I got really scared
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Lemon if you're reading this I'm not lame I can definitely hang just give me a chance. Can my girlfriend call your girlfriend. Do you have a girlfriend. Can I be your
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Ran into ladybug outside the bathroom and told him about tangerine's massive log. He seemed vaguely proud to hear it. Someone get me out of here
Just went into the bar bathroom after tangerine. Guy didnt flush. Log was massive.
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They're throwing a farewell party for the twins before they leave on a mission to Alaska and someone put a snake in the punch bowl. We think it was the hornet but we're not too sure
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They told me if I post pics on Instagram I have to use a color filter like they do in movies set in Mexico and Japan and shit.
Dreading my first job. They're gonna send me to a foreign country to destabilize some kind of organization aren't they.
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Dreading my first job. They're gonna send me to a foreign country to destabilize some kind of organization aren't they.
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Asked lemon where he got his beanie he wore on the Johannesburg job a while back and he told me to suck a big fat one choo choo. God I hate that he thinks I cant hang.
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I caught her waft once and went lightheaded
Does anyone know what that cologne is Maria Beetle uses. I want to gift it to my girlfriend
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Does anyone know what that cologne is Maria Beetle uses. I want to gift it to my girlfriend
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Just went into the bar bathroom after tangerine. Guy didnt flush. Log was massive.
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