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I’ve been in the same boat lately, trying to explain to a baby ARMy why I think jikook is a couple without coming off as a complete loon. Because as we all know, every single suspicious moment, every suspicious act, every suspicious word they say can be laughed off and explained away.

It’s really the TOTALITY of the moments and actions, the consistency, the behavioral patterns over the years that make the evidence for jikook incontrovertible.

But if I go on for three hours setting forth every instance, every action, every moment that shed light on their dynamic, won’t I just appear like an obsessed lunatic?

Because I had that same battle with myself early on, explaining away their behavior time and time again, before finally accepting that the answer was the same obvious one all along. These two are madly in love with each other.

So I just say, you just watch them for a while with an open mind. All the content. Going back years. Make up your own mind. It’s not my job to sell them to you. I think eventually the truth will slap them in the face. There’s just no other explanation that fits.

How do we know they are more than just best friends?

Someone asked me this the other day. After watching their latest joint live or parts of it:

"How do we know they are actually a couple? How do we know they are more than just best friends? Isn't that just the usual banter between friends?"

And I was thinking to myself: "how do I answer this?"

How do I explain how they are just so much more than best friends.

Is it that I recognize the signs being in a loving and healthy long term relationship for over 30 years? And others that might not have had the good fortune of experiencing this kind of relationship just can't see the signs? Is it about them being 2 men that makes it harder to reconcile with their behaviours and assigning them to it being couple behaviours? Is it because of their fame or looks or opportunities or maybe because they are so young that people find it hard to accept that they have been in a committed long term relationship for years and are each other's "THE ONE" for life? Is it the intensity of it all? How can they be a couple and behave the same consistent way for close to a decade now? How is it possible that they are acting as attracted as they were to each other 10 years ago? That doesn't make sense, so that must mean that maybe we are reading it incorrectly and it's not attraction, they aren't a couple, because how can someone look as in love as they were 10 years ago with that same person?

And though I have written many posts in the past, which can be found on my masterlist, I feel like there has been an uptick in this attitude - Jikook are best friends and not a couple, so I thought I should address this.

This will be about what I believe. What I see. What I recognize.

Also, for those who are all about "maybe they were together but aren't anymore" or something similar, I will ask: if that's true how is it that absolutely nothing changed with them. The behaviour. The interactions. The intensity. It's a constant throughout the years. It's not about them changing or the nature of their relationship changing. It's about if they are visible to us, if we are 'allowed' to see it. Whenever they show up together they are the same. And this is something I have on repeat on my blog: not seeing them means absolutely NOTHING. Not seeing them most definitely does not mean they are not together.

So, following that intro, I will try to put into words why it is, based on the content they give us, that I was so sure and still am that JM and JK are a couple in a loving healthy long term relationship and not just best friends.

I guess that there is no better way than to start with the basics.

A healthy loving long term relationship is based on being first and utmost each other's best friend. Knowing each other thru and thru, at their best and at their worst, and still loving them.

Yes, best friends love one another. As friends. On a platonic level. And being a couple usually, mostly, has the added sexual attraction and relations added to that base (usually and mostly because there are always exceptions). But the sexual aspect of being a couple isn't the only thing that separates best friends from loving partners. It might be the initial addition of said attraction (that btw is way stronger and long lasting when the relationship is built on friendship first), but from that, many times, stems a level of intimacy that surpasses any kind of friendship, as close as it may be. The level of intimacy of course, the level of trust, the level of need (for the other, to be with them, to touch them, to hold them, to feel their affection physically and emotionally, to get their input, to comfort them, to just BE with them) is just BEYOND.

So, of course there will be best friend energies recognizable in a couple's interactions. But it will be on a different level. It will include other recognizable couple behaviours.

The level of intimacy will be higher. The behaviour will be flirtatious, at times with sexual innuendos (yes, JM talking about JK's "precious" is part of that, JK worried that JM is once again mentioning his "member" is another). It's the flirting about having to discipline JK. The tone, the behaviour while saying it. Talk about innuendos. Not even going down the eating ramen mentioning discussion, even more so with us knowing the others were out at the time (or maybe I am seeing that I put it down on paper, figuratively that is).

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And when you see all of these you cannot disconnect them from previous moments, things they have done and said in the past. So obvious and loud. This here is only a continuation of those actions, those words.

Before I continue I wanted to add something that just came up in a discussion I had with a very close friend of mine. Why it is that it seems so many Jikookers have suddenly backflipped on this. That they are back to "maybe they are just best friends", and she said something so profoundly true. That maybe people have become desensitised. With their loud moments over the years and AYS, that somehow seeing them together being themselves without the grand gestures or loud moments is just another Monday. No wows or gasps. Them being them, as couplie as their behaviour might be, is just something we got used to. So much so, that many stopped recognizing just how couplie that behaviour is. To that I will add that the level of expectation of them, the need of some Jikookers for them to 'prove' to us they are a couple is also a thing. All while forgetting, again, that they are still a closeted queer couple and there are things that we just cannot expect of them as such. Definitely not on a regular basis (that in itself is actually something that really frustrates me, as they do not owe us a thing, and somewhat demanding this of them is beyond entitled). They still have to live within the realm of deniability. And I do think that their hard work from 2019 thru to 2021 in stretching those boundaries has done it's job. Because if a fandom can see a dude sucking his 'bro's' ear or proudly strutting around with a hickey his 'bro' left on him and still call them "friends" or "brothers", then whatever they did in their live a couple of days ago, including talking about the other's member, will fly right under the radar as "bros being bros". Apparently, including for some Jikookers.

Ok, point made, I will go back to what makes them more than just best friends. Let's get back on track.

The touches. Friends touch. They hug, they hang over each other. We saw that with Tae yesterday in the live. But seeing that, you could also recognize the clear difference. And it's not about it being a different level of friendship. It's, once again, about the level of intimacy and need to touch the other. It's JM's little touches on JK's nape, his playing with JK's hoops (which I am still thinking were his gift to JK for Silver day). It's JK's constant touching JM, groping JM basically. His chest, his necklace (at least twice - again, his Silver day gift to JM?), his hand, under his shirt.

It's the way they react to each other's touches. Not always visible, but definitely on occasion it's clear as day that this isn't a friendly reaction to the other's touch (re: JK's visible problem first day of BV4 at the lodge while playing footsies with JM). At times leaning into it. At times trying to avoid it, not because they don't want that touch (because they themselves initiate it with the other), but because in the moment they need to be guarded, perhaps worried of the effect it might have on them, or on how it might be perceived by others.

And the hug. Of course friends hug. But there are hugs and there are hugs. And we know JM gives the best hugs. JK told us that himself. But just like all the other things I mentioned, this hug is different than that hug with your best friend, as big and encompassing that it might be. JK's expression. The closing of the eyes. Contentment. Peace. Safety.

A reminder of this moment too.

JM is JK's safe place. Always has been always will be. On the highest level possible. The one person that knows him thru and thru and that he trusts and can rely on fully in his highs and his lows.

It's also the knowing what the other is feeling, what they want, what they want to tell you without the other having to even say one word. It's an expression, an eyebrow lift, a look, a twist of the mouth, a gesture, and sometimes not even any of those. Just knowing the other on such a deep level that you know what they are thinking and feeling in that situation!!!

Knowing someone on that deep of a level is so much more than just being a friend. This is what a couple in a loving long term relationship looks like.

The way they look at each other. Again, this is beyond how even the best of friends look at each other. I guess my word of the day is "beyond", because basically that's what it's all about. Beyond and more. It's the need to see everything the other does, clock it in, every funny expression they make, even if they aren't in your line of view, making that effort to see them anyway. It's love, it's adoration, it's admiration, it's lust, it's all of the above compiled into one.

This next point is not really about their behaviour during the live, but more about choices we've seen them make over the years and clearly over the past couple of years, and that's the choice they make to spend their spare time with that one person over any other, when possible. Even after working through the days together. Even when on leave after being together on base the whole time and spending their spare time there together. Even after they are discharged. Even when they are now back working as ot7 in LA and could clearly be spending time with the others.

Seeking out each other, including when sleeping, and documenting every single thing they do, cute, funny, weird, awake or sleeping... Can you even imagine how many Terabytes of JM pics and videos JK has stored away on a cloud or memory drive? Same to be said about JM, btw. You don't do that with a friend. Not on that level. And that's my point exactly.

This is a relationship built on deep friendship, trust, mutual support, affection on levels beyond anything you can call friendship. Their reliance emotionally on each other, each being the other's "person" who they will turn to for support when they are down and in need. Again, this is beyond being a good friend. A best friend.

And do I have to remind you of Like crazy and Letter?????

You have to be blind and in denial not to get that JM is referencing JK in both of those songs!!! That is not friendship he's talking about there.

What about the dates and numbers? What about the matching outfits? What about the wearing each other's clothes? Including JM wearing JK's sweaty sweatshirt to bed. Yeah, not something even a best friend would do. What about going to sleep with the other's piece of clothing in bed with you (either because they can't be or because they spent the night with you and left it behind).

And did we forget about the "I promised to go to the moon with JK"? The ear sucking, hickey making, crotch footsie events? The sexy couple dancing boner moment? The ass grabbing and squeezing, the chest pinching, too? The congratulatory couple gift sending? Not to mention JM talking about JK's "precious" member, his jewels. I guess if anyone knows it's in good working shape that would be JM.

This is where I want to mention another point, and that's for us non Korean Jikookers. There is so much we don't see or don't understand while watching these interactions, even when they are translated. The choice of songs they will sing in a certain situation;

The wording they will use, like the whole "precious" innuendo we were clueless about;

It's the way they talk to each other, something only Koreans will catch onto. The usage of formal and informal; The flirtatious tones of it all. These are things that we as outsiders can't initially catch onto. We can see the obvious. The looks, the touches, the facial expressions, and some of the translated interactions, but there is so much more to it that we initially can't see. Things that are uncovered as days go by. As translations come out. As cultural explanations are posted.

It's about those little inside jokes that the Korean side of the fandom might just understand (or not if they are inside inside jokes, and they do have many of those too).

And the last couple of points I wanted to make:

First is they themselves not putting a title to what they are. For years not framing it for us. With Vmin there was zero problem calling them soulmates. Jihope best friends. And Jikook nothing. Even though it's been clear to those who see them that at the very least since 2016 the two have been literally attached at the hip. But not once have they addressed it, nor have the other members - not by name. Why? Because they can't. Because they aren't just best friends. They aren't just soulmates. They are more. A more that can't be named.

What about the other members? The way they too do not address it. Once in a while we hear from them about the two being off together. Where is JM? He's with JK, and vise versa. We get a snide remark about them looking like or acting like they are a couple or dating. The way they constantly and clearly consider the two as a unit (not working unit). It's always about JM and JK as if they are one. They will talk about the one and automatically mention the other in the same context. Where they talk about the one the other is to follow. It's how they get mixed up between the two, even visually. It's about their reactions to the two and their interactions. It's NJ's frowns and making sure he's there to stop them from going too far, even running across the stage to stand as a wall between them. It's Hobi's ear to ear smile when they are on with their shenanigans. It's Jin's small and short endeared grin when they get up to their shit.

This isn't about the others seeing 2 good friends misbehaving. It's about the others seeing this beautiful love as it grew from a mutual crush into a blooming strong long lasting once in a lifetime love. And their need to protect them, many times from themselves, lol. Just ask NJ.

I'm 100% sure I've forgotten something. Just me being me. But if you are up to it my masterlist is filled with posts explaining why I believe they are a couple and not just friends.

Oh wait, one more little thing. If all they are is friends why didn't they tell us back in JK's 2020 birthday live that they were together when the #1 billboard landed? Why was it ok for Tae to say he wanted JM to come over without it being clarified that JM was with JK, on his birthday eve? If they are just friends. And why was it such a big deal for JM to tell us in the interview the next day that he was with JK? And JK's huge ass smile as he is revealing that piece of information? If they are just friends!! And if they are just best friends, something that is clearly long lasting and not something that started the minute they enlisted together. Something that made them supposedly decide to enlist together, how is it, as clearly the 2 closest members of BTS, we saw close to nothing of them together in public or in BTS content during chapter 2, while they were on their break or during their solo activities? Why was that content of just the 2 of them cut to almost zero? Why weren't we allowed to see them together? Not even in a campaign to promote Busan???? The two Busan princes!! If it was only a couple of good friends why was there such an obvious attempt to distance them (not in real life but in the public eye). While on break in 2022, the two best friends were the only ones that didn't interact, even once on their public SM. Not once. They weren't seen in public in events. They didn't show up to each other's promotions. The one time JK was seen at JM's rehearsals we don't see him arriving and we get approx. 60 seconds of interaction. They were distanced so much that even Jikookers fell for the anti campaign against JK in Sep. 2023 and were full on surprised to find out the joint enlistment. But I stress this again, this was just in the public eye, all while they continued to stay as close as ever (trying to adapt to the solo era and their different super intensive separate schedules).

And when you take ALL of those components, look at them as pieces of a puzzle that just fit together so perfectly only to reveal the full picture. It's never been about a moment, a touch, a comment. It's about the entirety of it all. Years and years of consistent behaviour. What they say, what they do, and the reactions of those that surround them. That big picture is loud and clear.

They are a loving couple in a beautifully healthy long term relationship.

So, best friends? Most definitley.

But only best friends? No.

So much MORE!!!

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Why is he so cute? He’s SO CUTE!!!!

printed a filmstrip of my favourite dork™

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I keep wondering just how big the place is where BTS are currently staying. It genuinely seems massive. Jimin didn’t seem to know exactly how to get to where Taehyung was. Jungkook had absolutely no clue where Tae was either. Jimin literally had to run just to reach him, and Tae even said he would go stand by the window so Jimin could spot him from outside. That alone gives the impression that the place is huge, almost like they are staying in separate wings or buildings rather than just rooms down the hall from each other.

From a few of the translations I have seen floating around, it sounds like Namjoon might have said they are basically staying in a villa. And honestly, that would make a lot of sense. But in their case, it would probably not be just one big villa in the usual sense. It would likely be more like a large private estate or complex, maybe with multiple buildings or separate houses grouped together within one big property. I am not even sure what the proper word for it would be, but clearly, it is not a normal hotel setup.

And if that is the case, then it would also mean that Jimin and Jungkook are probably staying quite close to one another, possibly in the same building or section of the villa. Their rooms must be near enough that Jungkook can casually walk from his own room into Jimin’s, film him doing whatever he is doing, and then wander straight back to his own space without it being a big deal at all. That kind of interaction just would not happen if they were in different buildings entirely or far apart.

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220415 BTS Jimin at PTD On Stage in Las Vegas‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ © black n white do not edit, crop, or remove the watermark

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Jungkook’s got Jimin down to the tiniest detail—even how slow his ears heal after a piercing or how he held up well 😭🥰

🐥 No, no, no, it’s this side—this is the side that hurts.

🐰 Does it hurt?

🐥 It barely hurts now.

🐰 Really?

🐥 Maybe because I was scared…

🐰 Still, you held up well.

🐥 When I get my ears pierced, they don’t heal well.

🐥 They stay painful for quite a while.

🐥 I recover slowly.

🐰 Yeah, your healing is slow.

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Say wut?

This stray subtitle in Jungkook’s Weverse live. 🤭

Even the A.I. is a jikooker. Wrong, but somehow still so right, lmao!

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🐰 Jimin hyung, just hold out for two more days! The day after tomorrow, I’ll be able to have a drink!

Jungkook really said: jimin, you are drinking WITH ME.

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220415 BTS Jimin at PTD On Stage in Las Vegas‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ © black n white do not edit, crop, or remove the watermark

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BTS just straight up ogling Jimin and having him twirl around in see-through clothes was certainly an experience. Good day to be a Jimin harem enjoyer.

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Hobi started his chapter 2 journey with Lollapalooza

And he now ends it with Lollapalooza

We have come full circle. From him doubting if there will be any ARMY in the crowd, to him knowing that that big ass crowd today showed up just for him.

He is a once in a lifetime performer. His stage presence and the way he commands the crowd is mesmerizing. He is the whole package, an ace if you will 😌.

Such a difference from when he sung

"So what? I get drunk 미칠 때까지

So what? I go out 일 생각 없이

젊음을 느껴보자고, young, wild, and free

Wild and free, 나도 한번 해보자고" in 2022 and was surprised ARMY sang with him. To today when he knew he had ARMY right behind him. 🫠

I am so proud of him.

And Jimin's commentary had me in stitches. I love that boy 😂😂

Well done Hobi. My hypothetical hat is off to you.

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To the “Both Sides Are Bad” People:

When the topic of shipping comes up on kpop subreddits, I always roll my eyes. Because of course, BTS have the most prolific and largest kpop fandom with a long history of shipping members. So, Jikook always get brought up in the same sentence as Tkk, which not only is laughable at this point but part of the bigger problem.

So, I’m posting a screenshot of my own little think piece on this subject as food for thought. Because the people that immediately feel like they need to bring up Jikook shippers in the same sentence as the cult are part of the problem whether they know it or not. And these people remind me so much of the “both sides are horrible” when it comes to US politics. Are they actually both equally bad??? Or is one exponentially always doing more harm and we lack the nuance or the balls to discuss it? The language we use matters.

See my excerpt of my comment below that I’m sure will be unpopular with OP and other users.

At the end of the day, it’s easy to yap about issues, it’s hard to actually do the work to change them.

Addition: OP has replied to literally everyone except me. Definitely not beating the wanting to yap for the sake of yapping and Reddit karma than actually doing anything to solve the real problem allegations. Also, are jikookers really that toxic?? My space is pretty curated but people are insisting that Jikookers hate on Tae constantly. But like if they are actually jikookers why??? Tae is a non factor in our ship (no offense to Tae he’s lovely) but we don’t need a narrative built around him at all. I’m curious if anyone knows. I never noticed this when I scrolled on twt in the past either. Someone enlighten me.

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I love this! Thank you for this recap! 💜

Chronicles of Lollapalooza Berlin: a life-changing concert

I'm writing this on my way back home. There are so many people on my flight who have gone to Lollapalooza to see J-hope. I can tell by the t-shirts and charms. Just as my non-army husband pointed out wisely: 'everyone here's obsessed with James Hope'. Please forgive him, he insists that the J stands for James and I can't convince him otherwise.

Honestly, Lollapalooza was a life-changing experience for me. This is my first time attending a BTS concert (solo/group) and I was honestly so moved and impressed. I estimate that around 90% of the people at Lolla were there for J-hope. I could see all sorts of merch, customised items, army bombs, banners, tattoos. As I looked around me during Benson Boone's beautiful things (he played the main stage just before Hobi) I saw so many purple paper hearts. A girl next to me wrote at the back of her paper heart why she loves BTS and reading it made me cry. Being army is not just a fandom, is a movement. Hobi brings so much hope and happiness to so many people, and he means so much to them. It's beautiful to see.

As the day went through, the sunshine came out as our sunshine's turn to perform was approaching.

It was pouring on Saturday and Sunday morning but that didn't stop Hobi from enjoying the festival. He was seen in the middle of the crowd dressed like a true Berliner, he's so cool:

By the way, I have to say this: German army are amazing. I got freebies from two lovely girls- 2 bracelets that they made themselves and a purple heart. They planned this fantastic project to put up purple hearts for Hobi during 'Sweet dreams'. He saw them and was touched by the gesture.

Hobi absolutely killed it. He is so insanely talented, and an inspiration. He's a showman, and a fantastic artist. His performance, live band, and dancers are incredible. But most of all, he was clearly HAPPY.

I think that's the main difference between his 1st and 2nd Lolla performances. During his first performance, although amazing, he was in a bit of a darker place and one could tell. For this one, he was happy, excited and free. He was himself without any worries. He basically performed topless half of the songs. Loved it.

Fans sang their hearts out and so did he. He was truly grateful for the response of the crowd.

After the concert, I was in a state of shock and joy with a little help from a couple of drinks. We were on the train back heading to our hotel when I heard someone scream and saw everyone taking their phones out. The girl next to me said "Hobi live". Lol. I loved how a few clueless people who got on the train after the Olympic stadium didn't understand what was going on at all.

I struggled to sleep that night (still very excited), but as I was falling asleep I quickly saw that Jikook were live. These kids don't give us a rest. I love them.

All in all, this experience changed my life, my perception of what being army is and my appreciation towards J-hope and BTS. I feel very inspired and excited. I love them so much and can't wait for what's to come.

Bisous 💜

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the way the both of them started imitating namjoon at the same time i-

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And to this I add: YES.

I Was Gonna Be Quiet… But the BTS Poly Agenda and Loud Baby Armies Said “No 💅”

So I’ve been debating for a while whether I should write this post about the BTS poly agenda and my thoughts on some baby Armies—SOME, calm down—not the cute ones who cry over Bangtan’s laughter. I’ve had this convo with my friends too many times, and since a few of y’all showed some interest in my unhinged opinion, here I am. I will be sending a bill after this post. PayPal info will be attached. 😌💸

Now listen. I know this whole “BTS are in a poly relationship” nonsense has been floating around for a while—like an expired balloon nobody asked for—but just like every other delulu thing, it got extra legs, a jetpack, and a Red Bull in recent years.

And OF COURSE, people always bring this mess up especially when it comes to Jikook. And we both know why. We ALL know why. Let’s not lie.

Now I’m not gonna sit here pretending I live in a cave. I know poly relationships exist. I know open relationships, queerplatonic partnerships, roommate soulmate situations—all that exists. And if that’s your thing? Cool. Live your truth. But don’t hand me a pamphlet claiming that 7 fully grown, emotionally complex men all have the exact same level of bond with each other. No. That’s ✨math that doesn’t math✨.

Ever heard “there’s always a duo in a trio”? Yup. There’s also always a bestie in a group chat. Someone you accidentally FaceTime at 2am. Someone you tell more secrets to. Someone who knows which meme will make you ugly laugh. That’s real life. So don’t come at me acting like BTS are just in a never-ending 7-way romantic circle when they can’t even group chat in peace without Yoongi disappearing and Jin sending blurry screenshots of alpacas.

I’m Jikook biased. Obviously. So if you ask ME, I’ll tell you straight-up that Jimin and Jungkook have the closest bond in the group. Not even putting on the tinfoil hat for that—this is just from using my two eyes and two ears and the one braincell that survived 2020. The members have told us. The staff have told us. The footage tells us. The atmosphere tells us. The magnetic field around them shifts when they breathe near each other.

But okay, let’s pretend I’m “neutral” for a second. Even then—you CANNOT tell me that Taejoon is the same as Namgi. That Minimoni is the same as 2Seok. That Hopeminkook gives the same energy as Jinjikook. Please be serious. You sound like an Instagram astrology reel.

Do you treat every single one of your friends exactly the same? You tell all of them the same secrets? Share the same inside jokes? Have the same connection? LIES. I see you. I see your best friend ranking list in your Notes app. You’re not slick.

So why do some ARMYs insist on flattening BTS’s relationships to some weird polyfication of emotional intimacy, as if they’re Sims on free will mode? No babes. They’re close. But they’re not a Google Doc that seven people are editing at once.

Also, can we talk about the logic here? Taehyung’s friendship with the Wooga Squad is WELL documented, right? He’s close with them. Deep bond. Does that mean he's in a poly relationship with Peakboy, Hyungshik, and the gang now too? No? Oh so now y’all go blind, deaf, and mute? Interesting.

Now onto the baby Armies. Again: some. Not all. I love baby Armies. Some of you are adorable little confused ducklings and I want to protect you. I saw someone ask on Twitter “have BTS always been this chaotic on live?” and it was honestly so sweet. Like, welcome. Here’s your starter pack. Get ready to cry over group hugs from 2015.

But some of y’all… OH. Some of y’all graduated from Tk University with honors and a minor in selective blindness.

You remember that Sophia? Sophie, whatever girl on Twitter? Homegirl watched a full OT7 live and came out of it with the revolutionary discovery that JK was touching Tae the whole time. That’s all she got. The whole group could’ve turned into Care Bears and formed a heart circle and she still would’ve been like “wait… was that a Tk wink?” People (rightfully) called her out for ignoring the existence of the other five members and what does she do? Cries. “Oh no people are being so mean to an innocent baby Army.”

BABY? She was born 5 business days ago and is already spewing delulu sh*t with the confidence of a 2018 stan war general. Innocent where? She’s writing fanfiction in her Twitter drafts and acting brand new.

And then there are the “loud and wrong” baby Armies. I saw one tweet saying that JK isn’t part of the “chronically offline” line because “he’s always been active.” Huh??? That’s because you showed up when he was lonely and waiting for his solo to drop, going live like a sleepy golden retriever who missed his pack. You don’t know the history. You don’t know the droughts. You didn’t live through Bon Voyage silence. Respect your elders.

And honestly, it’s okay to be new. You don’t have to know everything. But don’t walk into the fandom acting like a senior professor when you’ve only seen 3 TikToks and a Tk edit from TKlive channel on YouTube. Try watching actual BTS content first. Try watching Run BTS. Try Bon Voyage. In The Soop. Bangtan Bombs. Try that one awkward-ass 2013 interview where they looked like unpaid interns.

Learn about all 7 members. Not just the two that looked hot in your first fan edit. You might even end up with a bias that surprises you. But PLEASE, for the love of Namjoon’s patience, form your own opinions—not one made of recycled Twitter delusions and Tumblr tag wars from 2019.

Because if you don’t, you're just gonna end up being one of those baby ARMYs who graduate into solos, antis, and chaos goblins that make the fandom insufferable.

Whew. That was a lot of yappa yappa. But I had to say it. I feel cleansed.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m putting my Jikook tinfoil hat back on. Screw the BTS poly agenda. Jikook are married. That’s the post.

[bulletfrootboyzz]

Why doesn’t Instagram have a replay what is thisss???? 😭

sososososoooo gorgeous 💫

[bulletfrootboyzz]

I don’t want to try to define anything about Jikook here—I feel completely incapable of doing so. I feel apart, lovingly out of frame. I step back a little from the scene and return to my role… that of the silent observer.

There are no more ways to say what seems like it will never be faithfully expressed. The way they complete each other isn’t of this world—just look at real-life pairs; they fall out of tune…

I wish we could normalize something about Jikook with this understanding: I. will. not. be. able. to. understand… Therefore, I won’t dare to say what this overflowing thing is.

We’ll need a few days to adjust the translations, to grasp the contexts—because that’s how we are.

But sisters, how long can a lie or denial hold up? When they constantly remind, frame, and express themselves on a stage covered by the foliage of their own hands: “I rebuild myself with you, because I find myself here.”

The antis—they will understand, under the heavy hand of reality. Take all the time you need, but when the truth hits—touchdown—call in the amateurs and cut them from the team. Jikook takes the crown.

They were born to be, because in each other’s heart, the seat still reads: reserved.

Let’s stay with the lightness, the grace, the beauty of two souls that reveal themselves in fingerprints, in bodies, in the reading of each other’s eyes.

How beautiful—Jimin and Jungkook. A vastness of kindness and love to you, in this chaotic world!

[bulletfrootboyzz]

Grown men who have come from the military, no less! Imagine how many dick jokes they share on the daily! This is just the first (?) that slipped out on a live!

now people cant even laugh at jikooks dick jokes cause the fun police thinks we are overreacting, overanalysing.... omg you people are pathetic and cant let jikookers do anything fun

get off twitter and go outside!