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@levtuve‘s adult shirakumo design 😳 power is stored in the ponytail and pointy sidekick. the agency’s credit card is maxed out from crocs purchases

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BNHA Characters as Ryan Creamer Titles / Part Two

So part one of this post got very popular, my most popular post actually (seriously what the fuck it was a dumb shitpost) so here is part two.

Mirio Togata

Mr Compress

Twice

Spinner

Shigaraki Tomura

Dabi

Inasa Yoarashi

Iida Tenya

Overhaul

Hawks

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GUYS I REPOSTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND A FEW MINUTES LATER PATRICK STUMP REPLIED TO MY TWEET WHEN I ASKED ABOUT HIM PERFORMING AT THE 1989 TOUR

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Leon after you beat him at the battle tower :^)

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Pokemon SwSh: Leon are you okay?

The screen shot I’m about to show are from the Ballonlea Gym after you clear the trial but before facing Opal…

So…this throws into question a lot of his behavior exhibited throughout the game. Is he really as happy as he seems to be? If it’s one thing Opal is shown to be in these games, it’s a being very good at reading people. And yet she can’t read Leon (who would have been TEN when he challenged her). For him to be that hard to read it’s very likely he went through something early on to cause him to learn how to hide his true feelings.

And then you get his rare league card after beating (or in my case, just narrowly avoiding an ass-whooping) him in the Battle Tower. And then you get this nice little statement

Yeah, so Mr. “Let’s have a champion time!” is livelier now that he’s no longer champion…hmm. That just sounds alarm bells in my mind that things aren’t as peachy keen as they seem with our favorite lively champion.

 I mean raising his own little brother while he himself was a child is not an easy task. He likely would have learned to minimize the amount of negative emotions he showed so as to not worry Hop. He had to be a hero for his little brother. And we still don’t know what happened to his father so depending on the circumstances that could definitely have an impact. Regardless of why his father is absent, him having to put on a brave face for Hop (and to a lesser extent his mom, his Pokemon and his fans) would mean he wouldn’t get a lot of time to properly work through whatever he was feeling. Then of course he has to deal with Rose (the first person to sponsor him). While the jury is out on how good/evil Rose is, it’s safe to say he’s at the very least manipulative (BEDE, anyone) and willing to put the blame on somone else (like how he did Leon when he interrupted the final match). While we don’t get to see much of their relationship past the whole Rose Tower argument, I’d imagine there were probably multiple past confrontations between the two men, especially as Leon became a young adult and the whole “testing the boundaries” thing that teens/young adults do would have been in full swing.

And beyond ALL of that, there is the champion crown itself. While’s it clear that he loves a good battle, there are other duties to being champion. Mainly being a protector. Imagine being asked to check out dangerous things (because you’re the strongest person in the region), things that may terrify you, but you can’t show that fear lest you have people doubt you. That’s a lot. So…tl;dr- Leon’s been through it. He needs a hug.

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IM JUST SAYING….RAIHAN HONEY WYD …?

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now that ive posted this i want nothing to do with it

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"Not ALL men"

You're right, Leon would never do this

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He's so stupid instead of saying yes like a normal and sane adult he just

poses out of nowhere and walks off

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vs. The Unbeatable Champion

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I can’t believe I wasted two hours of my life drawing a joke I’m sure a million others have made and done better. 

Atleast its out of my system now.

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A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

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more pokemon art, featuring:

the worst tweet edit ever

@bulletprooffluff3000‘s trainer card thing

@commander-ass-cheeks’ (it won’t let me tag her lmao) trainer card thing

an inside joke

dressing up like a slutty version of your pokemon

Leon Babies

and a gremlin and her weird dogs

wait! i need to shamelessly plug my fanfic, too. read about the misadventures of these assholes here!

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opal @ bede: i’ll crump with you, sweetie pie!

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just some old memories