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HO HO HO!

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i think we all have one pokemon on our team that we’re kind of attached to because we put the most effort into training them. and when someone KO’s them it’s infinitely more frustrating than when any of your other pokemon faint

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Oh hey, what are ya’ reading there?

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remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

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i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

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Story of my life.

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You know what language I love? Welsh.

I mean

how

can you not 

love

this ridiculous

amazing language?

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This is the chemical formula for love: C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2 dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin. It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity. Let that sink in.

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by Nicholas Buer, via Boing Boing.

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The single greatest picture ever taken in my life. We threw Yu-gi-oh cards at the ceiling fan to watch them scatter, and just happened to take a picture right at this exact moment. To this day, this is the only time I’ve ever heard of anyone breaking a ceiling fan blade with cards.

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the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up

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