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drinking an entire bottle of wine then yelling at this like it's the super bowl

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I see the geniuses behind promoting Michael Collins (1996) decided to get a little freaky with it.

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You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

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overhearing my neighbor rant on the phone top of his lungs and his friend is saying something in calm voice and he goes NO. NO NUANCE. STOP SAYING NUANCE. MY BOSS NEEDS TO DIE

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whoever writes the nyt connections categories is experiencing joan of arc type visions & hallucinations

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SQUID GAME (2021–2025)

S03E02: The Starry Night

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people are always slandering historians for saying reasonable things like "some things that seem romantic to us were platonic in the context of the times", when there's so many evil historians you actually have to look out for. number 1 : the closet royalist

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I've read too many fanfics about this, he's really a big fan.

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"They Saved Hitler's Brain" (1968), considered one of the worst movies ever made, was frequently referenced in a running joke on the Simpsons.

It was referenced in a video game:

Hitler's head in a jar was a background gag on a few occasions:

Abraham Simpson, when he was the leader of the Fighting Hellfish, had a clear shot on Hitler, and said "now they'll never save your brain, Hitler!"

Hitler, it should be remembered, was the previous owner of Maggie's bear, Bobo, who he blamed in the bunker for his downfall:

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He's a phantom

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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verified, certified and bee approved 🌼🌹🌷

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He made it 🥺

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For some reason we were given access to custom emojis on teams and it took people less than 24 hours to add the logo of the local unemployment office and start using it as a reaction when something goes wrong or upper management announces another shit decision

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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon