Aes 21 They/Them. Moonlighting as a snake in a garden. Queer and bored by day, drunk by night. Academic but a dumbass
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But this is legitimately me
i think "guy who thinks another guy is his sworn enemy but the other guy is just normal about it" is one of the better and funnier tropes ever
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Tumblr, because who needs therapy when you can talk to yourself 24/7 without risking hospitalization.
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there is not a single day i don't think about this quote in relation to tragedies
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I want you all to know that an Arab Muslim from Tunis proposed the Theory of Evolution near 600 years before Charles Darwin even took his first breath. Don’t let them erase you.
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That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.
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i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words
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Big math news! It’s been thirty years since mathematicians last found a convex pentagon that could “tile the plane.” The latest discovery (by Jennifer McLoud-Mann, Casey Mann, and David Von Derau) was published earlier this month. Full story.
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Me
you would truly not believe the amount of pesto pasta i just ate but i make no apologies
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Wait do you actually dislike polyamory? Why is that?
because y’all are annoying as fuck
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Good evening! o(*°▽°*)o
I'm so proud of you for having made it through the day. You did enough and I'm proud of you. Even if you think you didn't do much, you did. I'm proud of you.
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girl im glad we met and that our stories are tied together for the whole rest of eternity thank you for being part of my story you epic legend
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With all due respect please stop breathing air. I love you. You're right. That's me. But please you can't just do that to me
The Hamilton, Heathers, BMC, and DEH fandoms were the theatre kid equivalent to SuperWhoLock in 2017 - 2019 and you cannot change my mind.
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