hey stranger, you can call me Bean. i use any pronouns and am terminally ill for Star Trek
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“i wonder if i should wear that new wraparound green tunic i got on shore leave to get his attention tomorrow”
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Something I love about TOS Kirk is how hard he tries to convince everyone he’s fine when he’s very much not. Like his brother and sister in law just died and his nephew might die BUT HES FINE HES LITERALLY FINE
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As a former girl scout and current volunteer leader and camp counselor, i gotta say that episode 6 of the new season of Phineas and Ferb is incredibly fucking accurate.
one small disagreement and suddenly there's a model head on a spike


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If that’s not love, IDK WHAT THAT IS 😭 pt. 4
🚨 THE ULTIMATUM POST 🚨
“Twin flames have been feeling each other's emotions since the beginning of their soul's existence. This is because, from the very beginning of time, they have shared an eternal, unbreakable bond that forever connects them. Through this bond, they are perpetually sharing energy which manifests in the form of sharing emotions or even body sensations with your twin flame.”
Source: Twin Flames Feeling Each Other’s emotions l Shared Pain, Joy & Intimacy… [TWIN FLAME SIGN] - Magnatize Yourself on YouTube
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The people who go "well who's going to look after you when you're old?" when you say you're not having kids are breathtakingly naive. Our next-door neighbour, somewhere in her mid-80s, has a son, grandkids, and a grear-granddaughter, and who's the one she calls when she needs help, and checks that she's not spending christmas alone? Me and my boyfriend.
Having kids is irrelevant if the answer to that question is still going to be "the mentally ill faggots next door."
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I think the core difference between AOS Kirk and TOS Kirk this month is that AOS Kirk could be found in the middle of a pride parade in a slutty crop top and TOS Kirk could instead be found at the nearest pride themed wine tasting
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on amok time again: they really did "spock experiences primal alien mating drive and murder fuck ritual," and didn't even play with "and this is an excuse to see our prim and proper mr spock get sensual with a lady!". like he expends ALL of his hot dominating fantasy uncontrollable lust rage energy ON KIRK. they wrote that and had ONE chance to make spock have any scandalous, carnal housewife jerk off material romance they wanted with any sexy space woman in the universe, and they chose kirk. when he does interact with a woman he throws a soup at her
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Spock’s autistic ass getting factory reset in the search for spock only to come back n be taught swear words and indulge in his special interest (whales) Kirk was stressed as hell
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