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Why do men have a higher standard calorie allowance? If I’m calculating tdee and plug in the same exact body dimensions and activity level, checking the male box nets you around 300 more cals a day

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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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"Was this book good or was I deeply 19 when I read it:" an investigative journalism series

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let’s be spherical with mama

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Kurt Vonnegut really went off with "So it goes." Truly the most devastating 3 word composition in the english language

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love a character that's like. i survived (<- not a brag) (<- this is a curse that weighs on me every waking hour)

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

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#we are all algernon moncrieff The Importance of Being Earnest (2025) dir. Max Webster

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Really enjoyed @cyphertronix's Game Changer/Gravity Falls art, so

...and then I started thinking about "Like My Coffee", so here are some of those:

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I’m being Targeted by this ad

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I get very. Hrm. Intense about Sondheim musicals

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anne fanart. yeah. anne. from the 1973 sondheim musical a little night music. yeah. what about it.

she's looking at petra. yeah. she's a little gay for her. what about it.

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I fuckin HATE nyt crossword the clue was “it’s a foot long” and the answer was “iambs”

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No time to explain, just get in

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