AnxiousBiMess•17•Bisexual•they/he 👩🏼thasmin👩🏾May occasionally reblog or draw fan art•James [selective mutism]
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Tumblr culture is evolving to a point where absolute gibberish is just becoming the norm.
In like a year, our language will have evolved so far down that no one from Reddit, Twitter, or Instagram will be able to steal our memes anymore because they simply do not understand them.
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While all of tumblr is busy desecrating the english languague with eeby deeby, blorbo from our shows & glut shitto, i think now is a good time to repost these


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Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours
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I think sometimes cats don’t actually know what specifically they want – they’re just generally dissatisfied, so they stand there yelling “I YEARN” on the off chance that you’ll be able to do something about it.
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It’s hard to believe that Charlie lived happily ever after when you consider that Willy Wonka gifted him a factory full of death traps housing four missing children.
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People believe that transandrophobia is trans women/transfemmes oppressing trans men/transmascs because they also believe that part of transmisogyny is that trans men/transmascs oppress trans women/transfemmes. Which isn't and has never been true. The issues trans people face do not mirror the issues cis people face, and trans men do not oppress trans women, or vice versa.
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every time i make a silly joke i start sweating bullets thinking oh no now they'll all think i don't understand themes and narratives
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i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side
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andrew garfield is literally the prettiest person in the world
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Typical, you cry, wash your face and go out pretending that everything is fine.
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*doesn’t get attention for 3 secs*
me: ok but if u hated me u could have just said so
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i really miss those days back in 1984 when i didn't exist
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