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Uh... Halloween’s over, yeah? Th-that means the pranks over, right? Come on! I really have to pee! I shouldn’t have drank so much last night... Hello?!

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I dunno. It just was. But really? Female Body Inspector? Nah. Tried it last year and it did not get me the kind of looks I wanted. Well, no I guess it did. Just not from the type of ladies I wanted it from.

Eh, I don’t really got time to be picky. Gimmie a suit and I’ll be Bond. There.

Again, why would a centaur be the first thing that came to your mind? I mean. Your hair is pretty alright for looking like a hobo, so I’ll give you that, but the rest of this outfit’s gotta go. Sorry. 

Maybe just. Look, try this suit on and call yourself a sheriff. I’m sure you can pretend to be official. Or the FBI. The FBI is always a good look. You can wear the matching hat that says “Female Body Inspector”. Much easier than a centaur. 

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Eh, never know. Could get lucky. Just hopefully not with whoever ended up being the ass.  And it’s not like I can’t get girls. Come on now. Give a guy some credit. It’s last minute and I was just trying to run with the first idea that came to mind. But hey! Uh, well, normally I’d take offense to being called a hobo. I mean, have you ever seen a hobo with hair this fabulous?

Uh, granted today’s not exactly the best example, but there’s a valid excuse for this. Possibly.

Look, if you’re short on time, I don’t know where the hell you thought you were going to get a centaur and then find someone to be a centaur’s ass. That is just beyond me, but moving on from that. Of course I’ll help you. You clearly need it.

What do you have for clothes? Right now you could pass for a hobo….but that’s not going to get you any women. Do you have anything snazzier? A suit, maybe?

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You’re a sunshine and rainbows kinda chick, huh? Maybe they were hippies. Not judging. Nothing wrong with looking on the bright side of things.

Maybe, but I have to be thankful for them. If they hadn’t given me up for adoption, I wouldn’t have had been adopted by my amazing parents or meet some of my closest friends.

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What? Naive? No. Just out of time. I mean, I should have picked a costume already and I decided it would be a better idea to- well, it’s not important what I decided to do instead. Point is I need a costume.

So you wanna help? Help me find something. Anything. Well, not anything. I won’t do drag.

I can’t be the ass - then nobody will see my face. And then what’s the point of that? Halloween is about being hotter than you are in real life for a night. A centaur? Oh my God, let me help you out. 

Alright, Tramp. I’m Flynn. I’m going to help you, because by God, you need it. Be something else. Not a centaur. Run another idea by me, we’ll work on this together. You can’t be this naive, right?

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Is it really that bad if I don’t like to get sticky? I just don’t like the feeling of it. It’s gross.

Please, Mr. Anti-Stick is my father. I’m Tramp.

Heaven forbid you ever spill something like caramel on yourself if you think pumpkin guts are sticky. Honestly. 

I’m Anya. What’s your name, Mr. Anti-Stick?

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Oh, so you don’t know them? Well, in my experience birth parents suck. So you’re better off without them.

Oh yeah I use a lot of conditioner in my hair. And I go through shampoo like its nobodies business.

I guess. I don’t really know much about my birth parents. Maybe they were, who knows.

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My secret is conditioner on the length, not the roots. It weighs the hair down and really isn’t good for your scalp.

Silvermist? I mean it’s not that weird. I’ve heard weirder. None that come to mind right now but I know I have. Were your parents hippies or something?

You do have amazing hair. I’m quite jealous. I always have to make sure my hair stays healthy. 

Well, thank you, Tramp! And you are definitely handsomer than that guy on Supernatural.

Yup. Short for Silvermist. Odd name huh?

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Hm, what? Oh, hey yeah. Um, not really sure what I thought. I was um, caught off guard. Yeah. But um, think I’ll have to pass on touching that. That’s gross and I prefer not to get sticky.

They’re just pumpkin guts. What, did you think they were real guts?

Relax. You’re like a spooked cat.

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Please, my hair is much better than that guys. But I wouldn’t say that you look like her. You’re definitely cuter than her for one thing. Hey, thanks. I don’t think I’m a creep either.

Oh, yeah. My name’s actually Caleb but I haven’t gone by that in years. Is Misty short for something?

Hmmm….maybe if I tilt my head, I can kinda see it. I’ve been told I look like that fox on Teen Wolf, but I don’t see it. The characters are, but the actors aren’t hah so technically, you’re not a creep.

Oh I’m Misty! Is that a nickname?

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I- I need an adult?

Don’t be such a baby. Touch it.

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Oh yeah? You like that one? I’ve been told I look like that one guy. I don’t see it. Teen Wolf is pretty awesome. Uh, I’d say the chicks are hot on that show but then I’d look like a creep because they’re in high school.

Anyway... I’m Tramp. Less creepy then it sounds. I promise.

Hmmm there is this one show. Supernatural? It’s really good and they special effects make up is AWESOME!

I like Teen Wolf too. Mainly because of the handsome men, but its good.

Snacks are always crucial

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Yeah I caught a few episodes of that. Haven’t quite made up my mind on that one quite yet. I mean, it’s interesting but I could live without it.

Snacks though, those are crucial.

Of course! Ichabod Crane has appeared magically in the 21st century! And those creatures that show up. Grimm is good if you like the supernatural.

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What? No. I can’t be the ass. Then I won’t be seen. Oh, did I forget to mention it’s a centaur? I just need someone to be my ass.

Name’s Tramp. And nothing is more suave then a centaur. I mean, chicks dig that kind of mythical creature thing, right? Hey, I don’t get it, but whatever floats your boat.

I’m all for tandem costumes, but you get to be the ass just for suggesting it. 

And you are? I’m thinking we should go as a pair of superheroes. That sounds way more suave than a horse, no?

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A horse. More specifically a horse’s ass because tandem costume.

I’m sorry, run this by me one more time. 

On Halloween night, you want me to go to this party dressed as what now?

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You like those dramas? I prefer shows about the supernatural myself. Well, I guess Sleepy Hollow is about the supernatural, huh?

Snacks are always a yes.

Hmmm….should I start the new season of How To Get Away With Murder or Sleepy Hollow?

Maybe I should get some snacks too….