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I’m starting my side hoe career of postcard peddling; follow me @memory.mailed on Instagram to see art and purchase occasional postcards!!
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i consider 50 first dates a horror story i dont want to wake up pregnant and find out i have 2 other kids with adam sandler
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I would rather watch 3 hours of Bucky kicking the back of Sam’s car seat than watch one second of Steve making out with his dead ex’s niece.
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when you have a shit blog and someone follows you

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ok... cis male, tall and lanky, brown hair that i always hide under my hat (i don't leave anywhere without it!), italian/japanese, kind of a nervous wreck, terrified of ghosts and my fav color is green!
aw omg would date u sound adorable
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hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city, i’m a thousand miles away but girl chris evans has nice titties (yes he do)
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actually, zelda is the doctor, you’re thinking of zelda’s monster
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if you (Chris Evans) are free and single, you (Chris Evans) can always call or message me. I would love to get to know you (Chris Evans) better and spend some time with you (Chris Evans)
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