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what if you met someone perfect and amazing and you got engaged and then you brought them back to meet your parents for the first time and your mom gets really pale and you ask her what’s wrong and she takes you into the kitchen and tells your fiancé is the child she gave up for adoption before you were born
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me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: what for?
me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS what do you fucking think for
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Okay, who the hell started this 3D stuff?!
You’re killing me with this

this…

and mostly this…

Oh and don’t forget this

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