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bunnyearswebstuff-blog · 6 years ago
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MackHacks For The Home: 5/20/19-5/26/19
Friday May 24, 2019
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bunnyearswebstuff-blog · 6 years ago
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Did Collective Soul Actually Exist?
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Hey, '90s kids, do you remember Collective Soul? They had a number of hit songs that no one can definitively pin down but everyone agrees was a large number between approximately 1994 and 1999. They totally rocked, but never too hard. They definitely had some albums that sold a million copies. But then, like so many other '90s bands, once the 2000s rolled around, they disappeared. How come? Well, what if I told you that Collective Soul never actually existed? Read the full article
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bunnyearswebstuff-blog · 6 years ago
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Did Collective Soul Actually Exist?
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Hey, '90s kids, do you remember Collective Soul? They had a number of hit songs that no one can definitively pin down but everyone agrees was a large number between approximately 1994 and 1999. They totally rocked, but never too hard. They definitely had some albums that sold a million copies. But then, like so many other '90s bands, once the 2000s rolled around, they disappeared. How come? Well, what if I told you that Collective Soul never actually existed? Name a Collective Soul song. Tell me about your experience at a Collective Soul concert. Produce the name of a member of Collective Soul. You can't.
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This could be Collective Soul. But it isn't. So how do we explain this common knowledge of Collective Soul despite their obvious lack of existence? Me and the other guys on the SoulTruthers subreddit have our theories. It's A Mass Hallucination
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This is not Collective Soul. It's like how millions swear they grew up reading Berenstein Bears books (it's actually "Berenstain") or that Sinbad starred in a genie movie called Shazaam (he didn't). The notion that a popular '90s pop-rock band called Collective Soul existed is another example of a shared false memory. But where did it come from? We think there were so many middling rock bands in that era that the world mentally lumped them together. We conflated elements of Matchbox 20, Live, and the Goo Goo Dolls and then got all of them confused with Soul Asylum. It's An International Conspiracy
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Is this Collective Soul? You don't know. "But Collective Soul is playing my county fair this summer, and I'm sort of thinking about going, maybe," you offer. Well, the only people who will "rock" your fairgrounds under that name are a group of hired musicians. You see, the most lucrative line of business for the old banking families of Europe is booking bands at county fairs. It's entirely possible that they created Collective Soul in 2013, made us believe by dosing our chicken nuggets with memory-implantation drugs, and put them out on the road, making millions from the suckers who attend these nostalgia-driven shows. We Needed Them
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There are no photos of Collective Soul. This one is a heartbreaking but indisputable possibility: We created Collective Soul as a coping mechanism. Amidst the rapid change of the '90s -- the rise of the Internet, sheep cloning, multiple nights of Must See T.V. -- we needed something blandly comforting to see us through uncertain times. And so, the human race turned to what got it through the '80s: the instantly forgettable, perfectly fine music of Mr. Mister and Cutting Crew. Our brains updated it a little, and we all clung to this band until we didn't need it anymore. That was around 2000 or so, when Limp Bizkit got big. Images: Pixabay, Pixabay, Pixabay, Pixabay, Pixabay Read the full article
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bunnyearswebstuff-blog · 6 years ago
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I Survived The Mick Foley Day Spa
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When it comes to pampering myself, there’s no place nor price that will stop me from making sure my mind, body, and soul are properly nourished. Whether its relaxing Russian baths in NYC to hot Bikram yoga classes in Los Angeles to tantric sex torture in Czechoslovakian dungeons, I’ve tried it. I know what makes me feel good, and I’m here to help guide you balance your chakras! That's why I was so surprised when one of the most relaxing spas I've ever been too was owned by a former professional wrestler. Read the full article
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MackHacks For The Home: 5/20/19-5/26/19
Thursday May 23, 2019
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Every Culkin Brother Ranked (By Macaulay Culkin)
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A few days before my interview with Macaulay Culkin, I received a call from his manager, who I suspect was Culkin himself. He sounded exactly like the Home Alone 2 star and didn't bother to disguise his voice. "I -- or rather, Mack -- would like you to abide by some rules. He doesn't want to talk about his acting, the Pizza Underground, or his website." When I asked what he did want to discuss, his "manager" said "Family!" and hung up. After some pleasantries at the tire shop where Culkin was getting his tires rotated, I took out my notepad, and he sprang into action. "My manager told you what we're doing, right?" "Not exactly," I said, to which Culkin replied, "I'm giving the people what they want. Finally." Herein is a transcript of our conversation, in which Macaulay Culkin delivered what he called the "definitive ranking" of Hollywood's many Culkin brothers. Read the full article
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bunnyearswebstuff-blog · 6 years ago
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MackHacks For The Home: 5/20/19-5/26/19
Wednesday May 22, 2019
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Breathing Exercises To Use In Case You Get Buried Alive Someday
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Anxiety can often get the better of us, which is why we must always strive for complete control over the organic machine that is our body. The crux of this control is the act of receiving oxygen, something we should all hope to master in case we are one day buried alive -- these breathing exercises should help with that. Read the full article
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bunnyearswebstuff-blog · 6 years ago
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Mack And Josh Peck Get Real Dark In This Podcast Episode
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What's up, warren? It's that time again! The time when you get to listen to Macaulay Culkin's glorious voice as he speaks funny words at the face of another guest with an equally or less (but never more) glorious voice. This week Mack kicks it with fellow former child Gregory Josh Peck, star of Drake And Josh (on which he played, well, Josh), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Grandfathered. Last but most certainly not least, let us pay tribute to Josh's angsty turn as Chris Hemsworth's improbable brother in Red Dawn. Read the full article
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bunnyearswebstuff-blog · 6 years ago
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The Bad Dudes Are Really Good Dudes, And They’re My Uncles
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Growing up, I didn’t have a dad. But I did have my uncles, Blade and Striker. Funny story, when he found out my mom was pregnant and tried to skip town, her brothers, Uncle Blade and Uncle Striker went to his apartment and beat him up until he agreed to pay child support. Read the full article
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MackHacks For The Home: 5/20/19-5/26/19
Tuesday May 21, 2019
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Biodegradable Workout Equipment You'll Only Use Once Anyway
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Even in workout trends, the need to cut down on resources and limit landfill is a pressing concern. Luckily, we've found a tremendous loophole that could cure exercise-related waste forever: your overwhelming, inescapable laziness! You can save the planet by finally accepting that you are never going to use your biodegradable workout equipment more than once. Read the full article
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bunnyearswebstuff-blog · 6 years ago
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I Owe My Newfound Confidence To Therapy And Stilts (Mostly Stilts)
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The safe space of a therapist's office was the perfect place to rebuild my confidence after a few rough years. The 5-ft. stilts that let me tower over friends and coworkers like I'm Godzilla and they're hapless downtown office buildings also helped a little. Read the full article
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These Trendy Salads Were Recalled But Oh God We’re Gonna Eat Them Anyway
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There is nobody who loves a trendy salad more than us, bunny buddies! We believe in organic ingredients, innovative ideas, and flowers you can eat, but more importantly, we do not believe in labels, even those that say "expired" or "recalled by order of the F.D.A." That's why we can't wait to share with you our favorites among these amazing new salad creations that were mailed to us last month and we totally forgot were on the counter until today! Read the full article
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MackHacks For The Home: 5/20/19-5/26/19
Monday May 20, 2019
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Serene Bottomless Pits To Visit This Summer
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With all the backyard cookouts and fireworks, we forget that summertime is also the season of peaceful relaxation. Why not treat yourself to a spiritual vacation and visit one of the following bottomless pits destined to soothe your busy brain? The darkness is eternal! Read the full article
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'Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 3' Was Spoiled On An Episode Of RAW
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Avengers: Infinity War left us hanging off the cliffs of our seats. With its sequel, Avengers: Endgame, fast approaching, many are hoping for some long-anticipated answers. But, for those of us sharp-sighted members of the WWE Universe, the fate of one Guardian Of The Galaxy is no longer in question, thanks to a bombshell revelation from a recent episode of Monday Night RAW. Read the full article
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